We'll all help
send each one of us a question and we'll have a go. The broad range of approaches to the answers should make you come across as adaptable and versatile. Probably.

*Edited to make more sense
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Or
Needy
Virgin
Druggie
Foodie
Fatty
Troll

delete as appropriate
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

That is the beauty of it
He should get all of the above and more.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I've just repeated "charming and witty" 400 times, that's right yeah?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

So if you get the promotion will you be in charge of bulldog clips instead of paperclips?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Ha ha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

*Some pun on stationery and not remaining stationary*
I dunno, you work it out for yourselves. I can't be bothered.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

The fast moving world of stationary.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Something like that, yes
But a e
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I'll be one of the Project managers for the new 111 phone line.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Are you required to grow a "comedy" tache and wear sporting gear?
Or am I getting this wrong?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

www.dh.gov.uk/en/MediaCentre/Pressreleases/DH_118861
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

How is that different from NHS Direct?
Or is Lansley merely moving the furniture around?
Also, I notice that for this trial they are utilising the 999 staff to handle these calls, so not really reducing the pressure on them...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

That was in the primary trial,
it's basically a wider service than NHSD, you should be able to book appointments and register with gps and it'll act more as a signposting service rather than "tell me your symptoms".
So it's like NHSD but with extra bits that are non clinical and so there will be more non clinical staff the majority of calls I expect will be people who don't know how their local NHS works, we'd tell them and so get them to the right place.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

But secretly the reason it'll be more successful than NHSD is that it's three digits rather than 8 digits.
And the public are... too busy to remember all those numbers.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

The new !!!111!!!!! phoneline

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

:( well I think it's a big deal

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

It is a good idea. Just hope it works better than the 101 police number they have introduced in London.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Of course it will, if I get the job,
if not I hope it fails miserably.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Yeah, that should do it.
I mean, you've certainly convinced everyone on here by repeatedly claiming that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)