So this weekend I was all like
"I'm a gonna make some plaster" so I was all up the shed getting the plaster out and then I was all up the bathroom mixing up the plaster and totally filling in the holes left by that cack handed electrician and I was all like "Yeah bitches, what do you think of that" and bitches be like "Day-yam Holmes, you crazy mutha fucka" and I was all like "What the fuck!? This mutha fuckin' plaster be all going off in my ice cream tub and it's been like 3 fuckin' minutes since I mixed it" so I was all up my front garden emptying the plaster in the bin and it was all "THUD" when it hit the bottom of the bin 'cause we ai't got much in our bin on account of us being all green and shit and putting most stuff in the recycling or the compost heap, so I'm all upstairs again and mixing up some more plaster to finish the job only this time I made less and plastered quicker and I got all the stuff in the bathroom done and put the rest in the hole in the kitchen wall and then she came back from the shopping and she was all like "I'm a gonna make us some toasted ham and cheese foccacia" and I'm all like "Day-yam, bitches be crazy" and she's all like "What did you just say mutha fucker?" and I'm all like "Day-yam baby, you know's I love you" and she's all like "Get off the computer and make me some tea mutha fucker".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Snoop mongy mong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Oh man, if I was a DIY loving gangster, my catchphrase when I want someone black killed "Plaster that Rasta, foo' ".
Can you put plaster in the green bin? I thought that should go in the black one, did you not put it in a bag? What if it spills everywhere?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Nah, I put it in the normal bin.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)