What has happened to him :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It was that Tourettes wasn't it.
He was all nice and lovely and then she came down from that there Newcastle and made him all bad and mean and nasty.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

She woke me up on friday night with a whole load of text messages telling me how awesome I was.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Thanks for sharing that.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

No worries
I just thought you ought to know how much some other people think of me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Maybe you should compile a dossier.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Okay
Tourettes - Think I'm awesome
Clendrix - BFF
DiT - Doesn't mind me looking at his hot wife
DJTP - Totally using Root as a beard for our love.
Roota - Accepting of mine and DJTP relationship as she gets used as a beard and it gives her something to do on a saturday night.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

You're not doing too well there are you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Swipey - thinks you're a cunt

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

She doesn't really.
It's just a game we play.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)

No, she really thinks you're a cunt

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Okay "Reverend Fister", if you say so.
And why exactly should I care?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I dunno, it's quite sad really, he's no longer his cuddly old self.
He even forgets to comedicly miss-spell stuff from time to time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I think it's berk's continued alliance with TB
that has pushed him over the edge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I reckon Gonz could Take TB in a fight.
What do you think?

*pictures training montage*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I reckon so.
TB would get all angsty and self absorbed halfway through.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

But then Gonz would remember
that he hadn't turned his oven off.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Who the fuck is TB?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Tennis Boy
Berk's boyfriend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Oh I seeeee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Yes, that delay followed by that exact response
is what she did when she first took his pants off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

"New balls please!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

He has The Consumption?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

You make it sound like there's an anti-Gonz Justice League.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)