I don't know how I have to sort this shit out, when she lives in london and I don't
but apparently I do, bitches be trippin.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Punch her in the fucking tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Cunt Punt

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

It's a test
You are likely to fail, but this won't necessarily have any bearing on her opinion of you because she will make (or already have made) her decision about whether she likes you or not based on something entirely unrelated that you will never understand.
That is the sum total of my knowledge on women. Good luck with that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Even that is still a million times more than the Luggage will ever know.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I might just reply with a link to Timeout and say "make your own fucking decision"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Bound to impress her
Women love an assertive man.
But she'll probably go without you then. Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Wotcha Tango.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Eh up Monto
Hope you had a good birthday/bash?
I did already ask you this once, but it turned out to be some hilarious sockbert masquerading as you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

How LOLARIOUS.
It was fucking superb. Nice to see a lot of folks. Finally met Jeff for the first time too. He is excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I wish I could have made it, but the Mrs already had other plans...
It sounds as though most folks enjoyed it though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I only recovered my turntables and records a few days ago.
I was rather worried they'd either nicked them themselves or not kept them locked up safe - but all was well.

I (Stunned and I) think I (we)'ll do one of them every year, so you have plenty of notice for next time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I will be at the next one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

London is a sprawling Metropolis.
She'll have as much idea what is going on in it as you have. I suspect that being a bloke, she'll think you have a better chance of sussing out a decent pool venue.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)