Oh Monty Monty Mingleton
*pounces*

How are you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Super-shit.
I might even go as far as to say mecha-shit - possibly even turbo-shit.

I am ill and stressed and boo hoo boo hoo woe is me.

How're you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

all of what you said there
but I'm not old so it's okay
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Why are you so stressed out K?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It's you, Al.
You're doing her lid in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I can believe that.
I'm an awful human being. It's all I can do right now to avoid mentioning the fact that you're old, going grey and nearly bankrupt.

And I've not even managed to do that. That's how awful I am.

To redeem myself I let a b3tan stay in my spare room last night.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

ew why would you do that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

She let me sleep on her floor last month, so I thought I'd return the favour.
We went for sushi and she apologised in advance if she woke us up with her breast pump in the night.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

christ

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

So he could eat their packed lunch whilst they slept.
And so he could comb their pillow after they left this morning, and, sobbing folornly, try to glue their hairs to his gleaming pate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

:(

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Sorry Al but it was funny.
You have to take it if you like to give it out.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

All over your face?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

YEAH BABY!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

this is so disturbing

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

can't pay my bills, Al
I figure when I get to NY I will spend a portion of the time hooking, and so then I will be caught up
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I heard the hookers in New York are paved with gold.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

6 am too early to have nachos?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Nope, perfect time I reckon.
Breakfast of champions.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Well that makes one of us.
*cries old-person tears*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

*catches in glass jars*
*sells to museums for jew gold*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

...thus completing the cycle of irony once again....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

it's too early for me to understand this joke

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)