When all the muscles in your belly
are contracting at the same time, and a big baby is kicking your stomach, you don't feel much like eating, I heard.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Eating was the last thing she wanted to do.
I recommend that you stock up on high sugar energy drinks in order to keep your blood-sugar levels up. If they dip, then the contractions will reduce and you will labour for much longer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

are you a doctor?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

More a quack

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

He's on the internet
which is about 9 tenths of the way to being a doctor.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Funnily enough
(if you've read the 2nd story down on my profile) some people seem to put more trust in me than their GPs. I should reiterate that these people are fools.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Thanks
We're taking loads of gas free lucozade with us.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)