Actually reading more carefully the story doesn't really make sense
since she said "she told me she was not cooking and not to bring anything" which doesn't really make sense, why would someone tell you they weren't cooking and therefore don't bring anything?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

no idea what you're talking about
or indeed why you bothered to re-read it.

even i would admit it scarcely stood up to being read once. i just wanted to talk to monty about almonds.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

maybe they ordered out

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

That's true.
I can understand her being really pissed off, if I had my friends round for a chinese takeaway and they brought humous and tzatziki, it doesn't go at all, it's just pointless, but you'd feel obliged to open it because you wouldn't want to make the friend feel like the retarded twat that they clearly were, so you'd have all this random greek shit to dip your prawn crackers in and then it would put you right off your sweet and sour pork.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

if you had any friends
and if they could be bothered to schlep out to the concrete jungle on the outskirts of london that you call "home" and you only fed them a skanky greasy mono-saturated chinese takeaway... that would suck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY BOUGHT ME A FLAT IN THE MIDDLE OF LONDON!!!!!!
I MUST HAVE FAILED AT LIFE SOMEHOW!!!!!! OH WOE IS ME!!!!! WOE IS ME!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

omg caps AND bold AND exclamation marks
careful with the excitement there. you're not building a fence or painting a wall now, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Oh boy, if only the html tags you used in a post bore some relation to the mood you experienced as you wrote things.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)

this does not dispute the fact
that you find building a fence to be exciting.

woo! yay! FENCE!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

this is how the other half live, rach
we enjoy hearty meals and company and listen to our friends when they tell us not to bring food because it's wasteful

as a side note, when I first wrote "rach" I actually wrote "rash"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

tasteful, not wasteful
i keep telling you man, the food was delicious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)