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Last night
I went to an italian restaurant for dinner, but a fat person was standing in the door way, I couldn't get pasta
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:44,
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You should have said a fat woman was in the doorway.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:45,
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Quite probably
not sure why I didn't
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:47,
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I went to the paint shop the other day to get some pale blue paint
But a fat man was in the doorway. I couldn't get past-al.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:50,
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I went to HMV the other day for some wall coverings but Al was in the way
I couldn't get postal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:53,
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I put it to you that you haven't been in HMV for years.
Posters indeed. I bet you think Athena is still open.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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I thought HMV had closed down
Or is this the joke?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:22,
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Nope. Still going (not very) strong, probably not long for this world.
They get a bit of support from the record labels as they are almost the last "record shop" with a presence on the high st.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:26,
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*shoots self*
I actually lolled at this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:46,
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Haha
What if the real Slim Shady is in a wheelchair?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:57,
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I do not know, oh Amberl
Pray tell
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:02,
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Something about standing up?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:06,
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This is good.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:00,
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