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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can you say with absolute certainty that the person you're offering your seat to is pregnant though?
Sometimes they're just fat, in which case they get offended. I make sure first now.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
'Ello stranger.
So how do you make sure? Do you barge up to them and ask "Excuse me, are you a case for Greenpeace, or just up the duff?"
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)
surely if they are that fat they are going to be having just as much trouble standing
and thus should be grateful for the seat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
True, the ungrateful lardy fuckers.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)
They should be, but they never are. Hence I rarely give up my seat now. Old people are the exception

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
oi oi

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Erm hello?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I have been away for some time so you may not remember or you may remember me as the chap with 4 cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I've not been the most frequent of visitors to here recently, but yes, hello. Get the microchip registration all sorted out?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Yes we did thank you, for which...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Ello love, I usually ask if they'd like a seat and if their expression turns to confusion or disgust I sit back down again and immerse myself in a book
Trick is to only get half out of the seat when you ask because some fucker will steal it from you while you're offering it to her.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Alright becky, how are you?
punch them in the face if they try it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Ello Amber :)
Bugger that, I'd get lynched on certain tube lines. Much easier to half rise, but keep your hand on the seat to deflect stealers!
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
You have this planned to a tee

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Long years of practise, I suspect.

(berk, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Yup. Long commutes on the tube makes even the nicest people act like bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
A lot wear the badges that TFL supply which say "baby on board".

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)

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