pleasepleaseplease
pay one of them to do squat thrusts, it's funny enough to bear repeating and it could become your 'thing'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I have been thrown out of two brothels on the continent.
Once for bursting into an occupied room and shouting 'Butter my arse', the other for running round the corridoors whilst singing the Men Behaving Badly theme tune at the top of my lungs. I fully intend to make it a hat trick today.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:47, Reply)

Do you ever look at your life
and think 'wow, I really am a total fucking tool'?
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:21, Reply)

One suspects if he had he wouldn't do it.
Give it another 5 years I reckon, if he live. Also, sooner or later they'll stop giving him money and expect him to work for a living.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Bless his little cotton socks.
He does seem to live a full life.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Cotton?
How plebeian, the finest silk for our Baz.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Another exciting episode of Barryoaks

( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

do you ever look at your face
and think 'fuck me i really am a total munt'?

sanctimonious cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Sing Popcorn

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)