Alt: because they are thugs and shit.
AltAlt: I don't know you well enough to comment with any certainty, you don't seem that stupid so far though.


I feel like I should have taken the day off work to stay and watch Dale Farm. Oh well.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am recording it on Sky+
Would you like a special celebration DVD copy?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

*puts hand up*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I wouldn't worry
I live less than 5 miles away, I'll probably get to see them traipsing up and down the A127 if I get home quickly enough tonight.

It's Freddy Eastwood I feel sorry for, he'll have nowhere to visit the next time he tries to come home.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Please get photos if you can.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Surely he could just bring his caravan?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I heard he was heading down there with his shotgun.
The police aren't worried though, he hasn't got a shot on target in 2 years.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Are these football jokes?
Cos I don't get them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Yes.
Yes, they are.

Although I think you are being overly generous in your definition of the word 'joke'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

It's early, I'm giving you some slack

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I actually dont even know who he plays for now!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Coventry have just said that he is free to leave.
I'm actually hoping he comes back to Southend now. Him and Neil Harris together ought to be formidable at League 2 level.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Yes they would be!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

'Police breached a court order and used sledgehammers to break through legal walls and fencing'
Fucks sake. I think the illegal settlement should be moved, I am 100% behind that, but the police don't exactly help themselves sometimes, do they?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

The gyppos countered with MC Hammer
'Can't touch this!'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

While the police used their loudspeakers to blast out Willie Nelson's "On The Road Again"

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I can't wait to get on the road again...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I just have the tiniest suspicion
that months and months of cuntish timewasting on technicalities using taxpayer's money for legal bills - whilst all the time knowing full well they will eventually lose anyway - may just have left "the establishment" with a tiny bit of frustration to vent.

That, and it became the latest cause celebre for yoghurt-knitting twats with fuck all concept of real life. So, y'know, bring the fucking noise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)