I had tennis lessons
I'm shit at tennis but kept going back because I fancied the coach something chronic.
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't think you got enough praise for your barry zing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Link?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

top of the popular page.
edit: actually it's not www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1396110
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

*enclickens*
Like it needs it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

That is excellent
Who brags about visiting brothels?

Edit: the top of the popular page has changed...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Barry

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Barry

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

The younger version of someone who brags about taking massive drugs or having siblings who behead ne'er do wells.
High jinks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Wait...what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I don't think barry's that into "maps"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

That's fucking marvellous work.
Rather keen on the idea of 'Barryoaks' too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Hello Berkles. Are you well?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Indeed I am good sir
and you? I believe you had a week off, was it fun?
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

No, it was bollocks, for I was (and still am) ill.
Fucking typical. This always happens when I have time off - every Christmas, for example.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Poor show
I'm sorry to hear that.
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

It was truly lovely to see you at ye bashe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Yes, albeit fairly briefly
I hope you enjoyed your present. Are there any plans afoot for another bash soon?
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

If they were guaranteed to be as good fun as I found that one
I'd have one every week.

Present was amazing - I was touched beyond words*


*don't even bother, LOLsmiths...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

It was a damn good giggle
but then, they always are. I still think you should have played more Motown, though...
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Sorry about that.
I played no more than a quarter of the records I took with me. Next time I'll have a proper soul and funk section.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Now that sounds like a damned good idea.
If you could have it in a slightly less well ventilated venue, though?
( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Like a diving bell?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Yeah, or space.
or a kettle.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Late though I am to reply
I cannot express how badly I would like this to happen. I haven't been out dancing in ages.
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)

But who will keep Bob working?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

My grandfather was a professor of English
and I was hugely pleased to discover that he thought Dickens was a heap of sentimental shit. Bit of validation for my own feelings, I thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

never read any tbh, i feel like i should at least read Great Expectations

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

don't get your hopes up

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

timing: 10/10

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

it was quick to me
I only just saw it
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

It's like Victorian EastEnders.
Load of old shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

i have an extremely poor track record of reading "The Classics", unless you read them at school etc etc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I tell you what I've found to be the case in recent years,
the Russian classics like your Dostoevskys and your Tolstoys are really, really fucking good. I was hugely impressed by Crime & Punishment and War and Peace is excellent too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

*Russian highfives*
need any recommendations for more, let me know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

The old bullshit trotted out about people like Shakespeare
that the themes are universal and thus make the works instantly relevant and engaging today, really are true with the Russkies, in my opinion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Also, will do - thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)