I've had her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

POIDH

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

We had to delete them.
She was holding an incriminating elephant's leg kebab. Vegetarian my arse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

vagitarian, more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

This I find plausible.
I hear she likes a good sausage.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

No that's her boyfriend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

he gave Edmund a handjob

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

not any more
that's all over now. so no more gay-bo jokes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Oh dear...has he got over his "confusion"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

doubt it
but it's not my problem any more.

no more insecure gym-obsessed weirdos. even if, sadly, they were amazing in many ways. sigh.

oh well. bring on the self-contended lardarses!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

So he WAS gay afterall?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Not necessarily, but he WAS a weirdo.
It seemed she liked his quirks and his issues. Now she doesn't.
People can turn on a sixpence.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

What was weird?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I can't remember it all
but he was telling her how he went to prozzies in his past because he has mother issues and is insecure with women.
She thought it was good and brave of him to tell her, and it didn;t make him weird and he had amazing abs and was a demon in the sack.
Now he's a gym-obsessed weirdo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Such are the fickle and turbulent paths of love

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Innit.
I, for example, now shudder when I hear the music from Zorba the Greek.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

i don't do "love"
i am an aloof, unavailable ice-queen, remember?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)

my ego would prefer that
but i don't think i can kid myself.

the current victim works in forensics, so i am hoping he won't also turn out to be a bit of a weirdo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with scientists...

(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Hm

( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)