WOH WOH WOH WOHHHHHH NOW. C'mon everyone, you're missing something vital here.... single vulnrable good looking* lady.
* Presuming she's got the same jeans as Darth, who let's face it, would make an hot looking chick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Silly Gonz
He said sister in law, which means she has teh same genes as Ms Foxtrot. This means she will be fit as hell, but will rip your balls off if she suspects any kind of silliness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

This is a stunningly accurate description of Ms Foxtrot's sisters
Sadly I wasn't entirely specific; she's her stepsister.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Ahhh, coolio.
Still interested, mrs foxtrot is well fit, or she looks like a bloke, I can't remember how I was taking the piss out of her a few months ago, I really should write these things down in a filo-fax. Whatever I said though, still totally would, double soo 'cus it would devistate darth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Pst! Gonz!
swipe is now single too, just saying like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You know, if I'm ever single again
I'll be straight on here pimping myself out. It's like a fucking meat market in here most days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

You could do worse B3thles
Gonz is worth a quick fling, just for the breakfast the next morning.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You can ask Tu', I make a fucking awesome breakfast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I do hope DG does not take the inference from that that one so easily could.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I don't reckon he'd mind, I seem to have a free pass with spouces, people figure it won't ever happen so they might as well, but then can't get annoyed 'cus they were the ones who gave me backstage access.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

stage passage
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Wait, what, really?
Let's see, we're on the 20th now, it's my birthday on the 31st, I reckon if we move fast, like, start shagging this weekend, then by my birthday she might start considering it 'serious'. That with moving flat over the next few months, I think I might be able to score some nice Sofas, you know "SEeing as you're spending so much time here, and we're spending so much time on them, what with us being serious now, might as well get wipe-proof ones, leather does that."..... brb, googling Laz-e-boy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)