I can't handle biscuits.
they're too hard for me, what with me being a whiney bully-fodder prick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Why must you keep taunting me with my biscuity nemesis, you musically questionable equine cuntpuffin? WHY?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Basically, I'm evil.
MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! FIRST!
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

you forgot "and retarded"
*helps*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

They turned down a job application from me years ago
McVities can fuck RIGHT off, biscuitty cunts
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

One of the McVitie family was the guest of honour at my graduation.
TRUFAX.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I hope you kicked him / her in the cock / cunt

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

i used to let houses by the big factory oop north
the entire street smelt like baking, it was amazing.

total shithole houses though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

+i

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

So you're a slumlord as well as everything else eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)