HEY THERE, YOU CRAZY FUNSTERS!
What's the general concensus on BISCUITS today? you fucking pathetic bunch of whiney bully-fodder pricks. No offence.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:42, 28 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

When's your album out?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Hi PERSONALITY HORSE
I like ginger nuts
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

aren't you dead yet? no?
then the general consensus is that your spelling needs a kicking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

HELLO!
ISN'T IT GREAT BEING A GIRL ONLINE!
WE GET TO BE FAT UGLY AND SHIT AND STILL GET PANDERED TO!
WOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

hey, that's just untrue
i never get pandered to these days.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

*sympathy pander*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I hope you get Eastern Equine Encephalitis

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I can't handle biscuits.
they're too hard for me, what with me being a whiney bully-fodder prick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Why must you keep taunting me with my biscuity nemesis, you musically questionable equine cuntpuffin? WHY?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Basically, I'm evil.
MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! MCVITIES! FIRST!
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

you forgot "and retarded"
*helps*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

They turned down a job application from me years ago
McVities can fuck RIGHT off, biscuitty cunts
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

One of the McVitie family was the guest of honour at my graduation.
TRUFAX.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I hope you kicked him / her in the cock / cunt

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

i used to let houses by the big factory oop north
the entire street smelt like baking, it was amazing.

total shithole houses though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

+i

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

So you're a slumlord as well as everything else eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Well this is exciting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Why don't you dig out a news link?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

ooh zing!
not oozing. that would just be unpleasant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Wasn't a zing - was a genuine suggestion.
I like news links.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

My favourite news link is
this one
( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Why did you just make me snort loudly at a story about murder?
Also, that's my local paper! I'm so proud...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

most important news of the day
web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Police_crack_poodunnit
(DeeDee, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I've heard that when robbers spend a lot of time together their bowels synchronise

( broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

they must have been female burglars,
going to the toilet together
(DeeDee, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

It's all about gadaffi at the moment,
Looks like his body is in a heavily guarded mosque in Misrata, Al Jazerra have footage as well.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)