It's more animal owners I can't stand
I don't want to stroke your fucking dog. I don't want to see pictures of your cute pet. I don't care if he's "only being friendly", I want it the fuck away from me. Your funny stories involving your pets are not funny. And finally, I don't care that it died.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:23, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My sisters cat once dropped a still alive bird under her covers at 7am on a sunday morning.
That was pretty funny.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

My cat nabbed a blackbird out of a tree and took it to my room to kill it.
It was a mummy one as well :( I think all the baby birds died.
(DeeDee, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Circle of life innit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

True.
I can't really judge, I dropped a brick on a mouse the other day. And I didn't even try to eat it
(DeeDee, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

You murdering bitch

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

you sir are the worst kind of uncaring scum.
Tiddles was only 13, practically a kitten.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I don't mind the stories and that
but the "He's just being friendly" and the slobber on my new black dress is UNACCEPTABLE. The hole it has just pulled in my nice work trousers SHOULD COST YOU MONEY, you fucking retard.
I am disgusted by your critter. The only person who I allow my cat near is my bf, and he is well able to tell the little fucker to fuck off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

The 'only being friendly'
really gets to me as well. I don't want dogs jumping up on me or slobbering on me.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I bet you punch them the fuck out
and all they are trying to do is love you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

As above
I don't really like dogs. Punching them out is second nature*

*actually means pushing them away
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)