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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi
I am a lover of single malt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
i also
but I only know what I read in Iain Banks' book
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I thought you might be.
I'm about to have a smallish Jack Daniels. I may put something in it. Something that isn't ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
a tiny bit of water

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
The only water acceptable with whisky is a soft water, for instance a bottled Highland Spring.
Any heavier minerals in the water will play havoc with the balance of the flavours.

That also includes using it in ice cubes.

Philistines.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

The only thing to add to good whiskey is more whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)
^ this
Though this is spoken from the viewpoint of someone who doesn't really include Jack Daniels in whisky
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Jack Daniels? A mixer?
Why did you ask for a connoisseur if you are going to have a pleb's drink?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
And I'm going to LIKE it

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Haha see post above

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I am about to have a largeish piece of cheesecake
therefore I win.
(berk, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Only if it's the right kind of cheesecake
not one of those plebby ones
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Limoncello, actually
so there.
(berk, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Better be on a white plate
Harsh colours can play havoc with the balance of the flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Que?
One tastes with one's tongue, not one's eyes.

Though the first bite is of course with the eye, in every situation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)
You taste with your nose

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)
you taste with your face
and your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Partly.
But we agree not with the eyes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Needs to be scarfed straight out of the packet
not even using cuttelry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Ah come on
I'm going to use a spoon, at least.
(berk, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Then you're not doing it right.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
WITHASPOON

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Just make sure it's the right cutlery that you're not using...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
ahem...
A VICHY SOISSE SPOON.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVEHqwLVvpI
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Chhers doze.
That's 2 of your links I haven't regretted clicking. You're loosing your touch.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
You seem to be gaining letters.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Your dick?
Just a suggestion, like...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Also, JD isn't whisky.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Bourbon is a type of whisky.
But a distinct type.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Isn't the Malt-Bourbon relationship
akin to the Cognac-Brandy one?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Kind of.
More like lager/ beer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)
No, it's THE whisky
That's right, without the e.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)
IT'S THE BALSAMIC

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)
The dog's balsamic?
Also, Question Time. Should be 'interesting', to say teh least.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Have you seen what appears to be tomorrow's Sun front page?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)
No.
Is it sensitive and tasteful? Restrained and ethically written?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Gadaffi's corpse
With 'THAT'S FOR LOCKERBIE and Yvonne Fletcher and the Semtex IRA victims'. I hope it's a hoax.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
wow.
class, right there. I doubt it is.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Doesn't that kind of imply
that we had something to do with his death?

/puzzled
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
WHO cares about facts.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Not the fucking Sun

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
it's The Sun.
written for, and by, morons.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I'm betting dead gadaffi, however you spell it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I don't know a lot about whiskey, but I'm pretty sure you should bin that and get some proper whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Irish?
Pleb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)
The Irish make great whiskey
They even put cream in some of it. Best whiskey ever.

Hey, you should do that with these whiskies you like, that'd be well lush. All your Famous Grouses and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
If you have to add cream to it, you are a quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Coke usually
I prefer the classic choice, being a man of taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
It must be diet.
It tastes smoother and has lower sodium levels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Oh, thanks for reminding me.
I have a bottle in the fridge, might have a nightcap.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
I think you're just winding him up now

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)
I think he always was.
but now you've blown it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
She'll never make a ninja :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Who needs stealth when you have strength?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
and EXTREME VIOLENCE

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)
My ex thought that was called Farmer's Grouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
This is the best thing to come out of the entire subthread

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
The best is Teacher's.
Whisky that learns you stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Auto-complete on a phone. Meh, either way it's an anglicised version of a Gaelic word.
Insisting on your own spelling won't make up for being colonised.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Ah the old Picts/ Scots thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

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