The Ed Sheeran one I recognise
Who are the others by?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:16, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning mate

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Morning fella
How's that thing working out so far?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Assuming 'that thing'
is 'acting like a raving chutney on the internet' I'd say it's been a huge success.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

You seem in better spirits this morning

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Nothing yet, not spoken to her

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Good policy I reckon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

psst.
'Scrotal Sac and Scooby Doo Pip'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Ah, the twin fountains of usefulness operating in perfect unison
Thank you both. Now, allow me to drop some EPIC lyricism on you before Monty does.

FUCK THAT SHIT
FUCK THAT SHIT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Hello Darth
where have you been recently?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Aww, did you miss me?
Been under a lot of pressure at work and been trying to sort out finance-related stress. Nice of you to ask.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Did you sort it out?
I read that as fiance related stress, and wondered if she'd finally realised you were a gayer.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I implied you were gay there.

Actually it was less implied, more stated.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I missed you too
Excellent nick by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

nick who?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

NickNAME

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

oh man, you're just too cool for school with your happening slang.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You'd never believe I was older than you
Especially not to look at us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Nope, not with your wild "YOOF" haircut
and your friends who look like extras from Gatecrasher.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Ugh
Those photos are all a good 11 or 12 years old. My hair is verging on respectability these days
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

The ones that got posted just the other day?
They didn't look that old.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Oh, they might be from InFest
In which case your accusations are well-founded.

Now stop fucking FB stalking me you creepy FB stalker
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Dan le Scrotum, I assume.
Gonz's first love. Well, after hollyoaks, chinese food and holding hands.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)