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Those chaps who move through tube carriages giving it the old 'night shelter' schtick
get about £50 per 'run' of the train. They could be staying at the fucking Lanesborough on that hourly rate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:26,
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I find this unlikely, mathematically
Never seen one get more than a couple of takers and more often than not they leave the cariage empty handed. But then maybe I'm in the cunt carriage. They must be getting summat or they'd not do it I guess.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:30,
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One came on my tube carriage once and I couldn't breathe he ponged that bad.
It was burning the back of my fucking throat.
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girlinthehole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:32,
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I had one actually sit next to me on a train once, in one of those little 2-seats-side-by-side so there was no escape
The smell was indescribable.
It was a long time ago and I have washed many times since.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:34,
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Most chaps would jump at the chance to 'come on your tube carriage'.
I don't blame the fellow for being so excited he forgot to bathe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:34,
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Lies on the internet.
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girlinthehole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:36,
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OK you got me.
I do blame him really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:37,
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not lies.
most chaps would crawl on their hands and knees over broken glass just to appreciate your Hammersmith & City Line.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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*doesn't get euphemism*
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girlinthehole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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It would have been a fuck sight ruder had I said Bakerloo line.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:41,
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FILTH
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broadsword, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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pong spunk
bad hard
sorry
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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you will be
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girlinthehole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:40,
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I say, this thread is on fire, what?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:42,
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Indeed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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