A guy came up to us outside a pub
and asked for money for a can of beer, so my friend took him into the off license and saked him what beer he wanted and he got really uncomfortable and said he didn't want him to buy him beer, so my mate gave him 2 quid and said "okay, I'll just watch you buy it and then get the change" so eventually the guy got a can of beer and put it on the counter, then turned around and sprinted out the shop with the 2 quid.

Must have wanted it for a cup of tea or some food I guess.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

His poor old dog was probably STARVING.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

And probably freezing if he couldn't afford a red hankie to tie round it's flea ridden neck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

alt answer:
You took him to the off license and bought him sake? He wanted beer you fool!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

No my friend did.
KEEP UP MONTY YOU SENILE OLD BELLEND!
( Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Are you the nice man from the post office?
SPEAK UP DEAR.

I'M 82 YOU KNOW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

WHERE'S ME TEA!?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)