Christ alive.
The very definition of a 'slow news day'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:46, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The resulting story where the whole family dies
after ingesting numerous strangers spittle is much more entertaining
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

No that's when a mong drowns in the duck pond

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

BONG!
Man crosses road!

BONG!

Sea remains large, wet!

BONG!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

like your mum

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

*click*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Does she cross the road too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Oh, well done!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

'local man dies of natural causes'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

funnily enough
my thoughts exactly. Although LB has a French Market on today so off to buy some Epoisses with the money I should be paying my bills with......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Good work.
Leave a small bit of Epoisses down the back of our mutual 'friend's' radiator and watch him lose his mind trying to find the source of the smell. Go on, do it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

That would be cruel
and a waste of fab cheese. I have a can of pilchards which would do a much better job.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

You know what to do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)