this is why I fucking love you
got a proper wide on and everything
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i held a young chicken once that got a wide-on against my hand
i felt it and knew all was not well, so turned the bird over.

wished i hadn't.

it was like a pulsating shiny red wet mini doughnut. or a freshly sucked polo fruit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I don't think I'm ever going to get a bongle again

( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

my work here is done :)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

best mental image I've had in ages
so wrong
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

you can't imagine how disgusting it really was
i turn chickens on, ffs.

FUCKING FEMALE CHICKENS.

it gets no worse than this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

could be useful
get yourself down the poultry farm, you'd make a mint
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

urgh
and on that note, i'm off out.

have a great weekend, all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

im almost tempted to delete
just to rid the board of this fucking grim shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

im single you know

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

haha!
sadly, I'm not. Otherwise my boyfriend would be toast
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

oof buuuuuuurn

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

still, we are in different postcodes...
that's the rule right?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)