Do horses have a personality?
Computer says no
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:56, 133 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Have you just seen the news? Police marksmen have opened fire three times at Dale Farm.
According to the reports, they've won a goldfish and two cuddly toys
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

oh chompy :(((
www.b3ta.com/talk/7354736
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I always steal /talks joke and put them on here.
No one normally notices.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

that one's been popuLOL'd

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

You're overestimating the people on /offtopic

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

theres a few over here what wring a lol, few mind

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

True, but they're all scared of talk apart from about 3 of us.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

riddled with bluenamers now though aint it, and im fucked if im joining in with daves darts
cos i dont understand dart rules or maffs
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Halloween names confuse and scare me as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Shouldn't have tried it on when Rosies around
she'll cut you down to size in an instant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I love a bit of Rosie, me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

hi im rose

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

hi rose
how's it going?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Hey, I'm going to America.
You could even say I was "Boeing" to America.

Unless it's an airbus. I don't know what planes Virgin use.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)

For you, a Guppy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I feel like you're undermining the very nature of punning itself

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

He's taking the pun (fun) out of it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

why do I like yours but not his?
There is some strange favouritism going on here
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I'm very charming and witty.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

very charming and witty a creepy green cock
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Only next friday

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

you say that
but we know better
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

You know nothing!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

+ jon snow

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I'm hoping
that by endless repetition of pointless puns, I can make the meme repugnant to you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

quality puns are never boring or repugnant
Brie need to talk about Kevin
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)

The Bad News Camembert(s)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Tinkor, Tailor, Solidier, Spi(ce)

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Pies, surely.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I actually like this one!
Gran(a Padana) Turino
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

The Pie who Loved Me.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Casino Royale (with cheese)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Quailtum of Sugarlaces

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

its beer o clock ttf, im fucking lovely

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

glad to hear it
get some down yer
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Personality horse = tedious cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Agreed
First person I've blocked in a while, just dull.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

If it keeps up, I'm doing the same

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

If?
Welcome to b3ta.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

either baldmonkey is more boring than i thought he was
or the person pretending to be baldmonkey is even more boring than baldmonkey. which is saying something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

well that one might
but not a good one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

or in this case, does this personality have a horse?
it shouldn't have. it has ridden it to death. and it was more of a shambling 3 legged donkey in the first place!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

3 legged donkey sounds like a compliment

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

She'd know
Personality Horse = piston_broke.

But don't go there, it's still a sore topic.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Emotionally, not physically
The sex didn't go on long enough to make her sore.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

She'll never ride that rollercoaster of emotion again, Al :(

( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

hey now
he's twice the man that you two could ever hope to be.

even when you are busily and sweatily bumming one another so that there are actually two of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I would say I was jealous of the barely contained thunderstorm of masculinity that is piston_broke
but it would be utterly redundant.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

well yes
if you're never gonna match it, why try?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

top of the popular page on BOTH /talk and /qotw

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

yeh but your qftw one was totally fucking pilfered
doesnt count
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

DOES SO COUNT!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

also i have to point out here that pointing out you're on the popuLOL is incredibly needy
do you remember that list of needies you were compiling yeh...
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I thought you were in the pub?
Coming back from the pub to talk to Chompy is probably the worst reason for leaving a pub i've ever seen.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

admittedly he's bad
but there would still be worse reasons to leave the pub.

alphabetising your books?
cleaning the bathroom?
scrubbing pigeon shit off your car roof?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

i never said that
i said i was having a beer. im not one of those sad fuckers who internet/text other people when im out. i like my friends
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

this is why I fucking love you
got a proper wide on and everything
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

i held a young chicken once that got a wide-on against my hand
i felt it and knew all was not well, so turned the bird over.

wished i hadn't.

it was like a pulsating shiny red wet mini doughnut. or a freshly sucked polo fruit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I don't think I'm ever going to get a bongle again

( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

my work here is done :)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

best mental image I've had in ages
so wrong
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

you can't imagine how disgusting it really was
i turn chickens on, ffs.

FUCKING FEMALE CHICKENS.

it gets no worse than this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

could be useful
get yourself down the poultry farm, you'd make a mint
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

urgh
and on that note, i'm off out.

have a great weekend, all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

im almost tempted to delete
just to rid the board of this fucking grim shit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

im single you know

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

haha!
sadly, I'm not. Otherwise my boyfriend would be toast
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

oof buuuuuuurn

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

still, we are in different postcodes...
that's the rule right?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I've known horses with personality
it's usually vicious though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Stupid, evil buggers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I met a horse with a personality today, and another one last week.
Today, its bottom lip was all floppy and it nuzzled my chest, then belched and showed me the green phlegmy contents of its throat. Last week the horse came across the field to say hello then followed me across the field and tried to get out of the gate on the other side.

PERSONALITY HORSE, however, is a one-trick pony.








*smirks*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Oh, well played.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Alright gorgeous?
Still umming and ahhing about next weekend, if you don't hear from me I'll see you in London :)
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Pleeeeese!
*big eyes*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Depends on whether Qatar get back to me in the next day or so.
They've been massively shady this past few days.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'll be amazed if you gat anything out of them, but sometimes persistence pays off, just because most people don't bother
Good luck.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm hassling them for flight credit so maybe I can get me and kiddo off to a beach in the new year.
I was fucking naive though, no disputing that.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

you gots no choice.
we all agree to these Ts&Cs to avoid paying twice as much. Just bought my new years tickets from the chochoo people and you can bet that I signed away my first born when I did, but I was getting raped enough on price as it was so I didn't want to pay any more.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Ooh, you definitely coming up then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Bloody better be now I've bought the tickets. :)

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Woo!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Yup, I'd have bought the ticket even if I had read the T&Cs properly because everything WAS right at the time I booked it.
I'm properly angry, maybe just not at the right thing.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)

*shrug*
This whole thing of having multiple ticket prices does my head in, I could be wrong but I can't escape the feeling I'm being fucked whatever happens.

Oh well off to pick up The Boy now, have a good weekend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Yeah, me too.
Have a good one www.activityvillage.co.uk/bubble_recipe.htm
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)

OK sir.
Would be nice to see you next weekend if you can make it. If not, London YEAH!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'd love to come up either way, looks like a proper good time.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Hi Deeg
what you guys up to in London?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)

We're going to buy a whole bunch of cheap margarine and have cock-swordfights on the Millennium Bridge.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

That sounds like an awesome plan
Let me know if you fancy a cuppa when you've gotten all cold and greasy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Going to a Sisters gig with Clendrix.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Ahh, right.
DId you get my gaz?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I did, yeah.
Been busy registering with employment agencies all afternoon. Thanks for the offer, I'll have a think. If the quality's low then it may not be worth it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)

alright otters?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Start a new thread homie, I'm listening to Zion I and fucking loving it.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)