How was the Krakow trip Baz?
Apologies if I've missed the latest episode of Barryoaks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Unbelievably good.
Did a mixture of being an idiot and doing nice stuff, went to Auschwitz which I loved for lack of a better word. Best bit about that is it's an hour away from Krakow and we got a taxi, the bloke waited for us outside for four hours, we had him on the meter for six hours in total...came to 30 quid.

Oh and I pulled a Polish girl on the Wednesday and took her virginity, did it bareback as well. I'd pay ANYTHING for her to be pregnant, be a right laugh if I ever go back and bump into my mystery child.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

hahahahaha
What idiotic behaviour did you manage?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Nothing too bad.
In fact we were quite respectful, except for when we were in a Polish hip hop club. There we took the piss a bit, only due to how funny it was in there. Seriously though, I think everyone should visit the place, even if it's just for Auschwitz. The scale of it is horrific and I can't believe it was only 65 years ago.
Oh and I wasn't allowed on my flight back, due to being barely able to walk. That was a laugh.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Will we see you on the next series of Airline
With the bloke who does the voiceover saying, 'This is Barry, fresh from breaking in a young Polish girl, he got on the sauce.... Barry won't be allowed to fly back today and will have to wait for a later flight.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

i sure hope you are just
a cariacature created to provide entertainment to us here and not a real person who believes all he writes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Afternoon Captain!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

afternoon, jeff
how's the hangover progressing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

It's gone thanks Captain.
Any of the houses you went to look at offer-worthy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I think I'll put an offer on the one I saw on thursday
it's about 20 grand cheaper than ones i saw today, but felt more spacious. Will require me to decorate, though, but I'm an artist, right, so how hard can it be?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

If you need to decorate, get it done ASAP otherwise you'll never get round to doing it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

yeah, you are probably right, but I like a project
One of the rooms, I think I could very quickly turn into a studio/darkroom by ripping out the carpet and putting lino in or something. Oh and i'd have to deal with the lack of bath issue
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

We can have a house-decorating bash.
Cavy can feed us beer and pizza, and we can paint her walls a nice magnolia.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Yay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

this sounds great except for the magnolia
do i come across as a magnolia person?!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

No.
That's why it was funny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

:)
*mixes orange paint*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

When I bought my little flat
it was the first place I'd ever been able to decorate, so I went a touch mental.

Orange hallway, hot pink bathroom, brown bedroom, yellow bedroom, lime green kitchen, cream with brick red lounge.

Totally tasteful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

It sounds like you used a packet of Skittles as your colour chart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I may have gone a teensy bit overboard.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

there is nothing wrong with this approach at all
:)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Sounds like my flat when I moved in.
Swiftly eradicated, I'm afraid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)