Lovely Amberl, what are you up too? I'm in my t-shirt and knickers, the flat is nice and toasty, and I have some iskalanda kabab for dinner as I didn't eat it all in the resturant with Ma' so got a doggy bag.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have a bunch of what are strictly speaking
children's films like Prince Caspian, a duvet, and I had a chicken wrap earlier
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I haven't really eaten today, because I feel a bit queasy. Now I'm craving egg and soldiers.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I love days like that, nothing quite like a nice weekend off.
Tomo though I'm gonna catch up on my work, I got two job-specs to send out which I think I'll get, that'll clear me out of all my debts... plus I'll give the flat a good scrub and butcher up some chicken for work on monday.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Thanks for that.
I'm now imagining you wandering around your flat wearing a pair of lacy Frenchies. It's a bit disturbing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Just don't picture me shaking my money maker singing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" and then doing that thing where I stick the tip of my index finger in my mouth while partly bending over so my bum sticks out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

*comes*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

+ over all Leslie Grantham.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Hah, that reminds me of an ace chat up line I've not heard in years...
... you use your little finger to do the "Come here" type motion, and when she does come over, you say "If I made you come with just my little finger, just think about what I could do with the rest of my hand".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

That is one of the worst cheesy pick up lines ever
and would (if tried on me) result in finding out what I could do with my knee.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I reckon it's best to go for cheese, I don't think many blokes can pull off 'sexy', so making them laugh is the way to go.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Why don't blokes like 'hello'?
Is it too difficult a concept?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I normally do do that approach, on the rare occasions when I do.
but it's hard to follow it up with anything except "How are you?.... oh ok, that's great, ermmm errrr, do you come here often?....ermmm....errr"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

*Pictures*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)