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Just 'cus I can't stand a whole day with only one generic and no other threads.I <3 my new phone, can't get picture messging up on yet though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:28,
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What phone have you got Gonz?I have an HTC Desire HD. Great camera.
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I think that's the one gonz got.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:39,
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I went for the HTC Titan It's a Windows Phone 7 one, the whole social networking thing on it is wicked, for sending out group contacts/emails and stuff like that.
Its a little bit too big, if I hold it how I natrually held my iphone, my thumb would stretch to the left bottom, which is where a very important button is.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:48,
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All the best buttons are on the left bottom.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:49,
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I bought the first series of Columbo for my brother-in-law for XmasI also got some presents for the kids in Argos because they had a 3 for 2 deal on. I also got some disposable rucksacks from Poundworld and some shots for the Monopoly Shot Crawl in November.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:33,
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Bill, I replied to you on the other thread.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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if that is a real thread(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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Looked real to me.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:39,
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I have a post-it note in work that I'm crossing days off on....leading up to the gig. That says something about either my love for Sisters or the lack of anything even vaguely exciting happening in my everyday life. Two from the top row...etc, etc..
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:45,
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Very much looking forward to it.If they're as good as they were in Leeds in February I'll be very happy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:47,
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Oh lovely ! I gave Ma' the calendar I made her with all family photos, so things like april (ma's birthday) it has her photos, may (ma's anerversary) it has photos of their annerversary party they had in cyprus with the blues brothers and all that, sept has dad's photos, october has mine....etc. It's really lovely, I'm well impressed with the printing and everything on it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:50,
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Alright GonzI'm having a nice time today
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:34,
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Oh Em Gee AmberlDid you see strictly? There was a major WR spoiler!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:35,
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I fear I might have to resign my position as chairman of the 'Well hip and cool, 'W******* R*** club'I've not seen it for weeks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:46,
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I haven't seen this week's yet. Iplayer is your friend, Jeff.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:50,
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Haven't seen it eitherwhat was the spoiler b3th?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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Bruce Forsyth karked it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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Oh, BF isn't in WR is he?Erm, the credits rolled at an unexpected juncture of the episode?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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Are you sure you want to know? It's a biggie...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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You know Janeece is on Strictly this year, yes?They showed some VT of her filming at work, and she was only in a bloody wedding dress! Being carried by Chalky!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:05,
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I can't wait to see how that one comes about...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:10,
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I'm two or three weeks behind.I fear I'll never catch up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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Lovely Amberl, what are you up too? I'm in my t-shirt and knickers, the flat is nice and toasty, and I have some iskalanda kabab for dinner as I didn't eat it all in the resturant with Ma' so got a doggy bag.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:50,
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I have a bunch of what are strictly speakingchildren's films like Prince Caspian, a duvet, and I had a chicken wrap earlier
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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I haven't really eaten today, because I feel a bit queasy. Now I'm craving egg and soldiers.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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I love days like that, nothing quite like a nice weekend off.Tomo though I'm gonna catch up on my work, I got two job-specs to send out which I think I'll get, that'll clear me out of all my debts... plus I'll give the flat a good scrub and butcher up some chicken for work on monday.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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Thanks for that.I'm now imagining you wandering around your flat wearing a pair of lacy Frenchies. It's a bit disturbing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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Just don't picture me shaking my money maker singing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" and then doing that thing where I stick the tip of my index finger in my mouth while partly bending over so my bum sticks out.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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Hah, that reminds me of an ace chat up line I've not heard in years...... you use your little finger to do the "Come here" type motion, and when she does come over, you say "If I made you come with just my little finger, just think about what I could do with the rest of my hand".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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That is one of the worst cheesy pick up lines everand would (if tried on me) result in finding out what I could do with my knee.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:11,
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I reckon it's best to go for cheese, I don't think many blokes can pull off 'sexy', so making them laugh is the way to go.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:15,
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Why don't blokes like 'hello'?Is it too difficult a concept?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:18,
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I normally do do that approach, on the rare occasions when I do.but it's hard to follow it up with anything except "How are you?.... oh ok, that's great, ermmm errrr, do you come here often?....ermmm....errr"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:42,
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*Pictures*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:02,
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eveningI has a beer.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:34,
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I has had several beers.And despite this I've still managed to prep a curry for the weekend. Chicken Rogan Jhosh with peppers, onion, roast spuds and fresh mint. Alas, I fear there may not be any left when we get back from Edinburgh on Monday night.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:38,
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What is it with your Northern types and the addition of roast spuds with a curry?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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It works.Especially with fresh mint.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:44,
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*Roasts spuds, opens a packet of Polos*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:45,
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Lovely, what beer did you go for?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:51,
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humdingergot honey in it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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Sounds good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:40,
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Hey shut-ins.I went out for a bit, but got scared. So I came back.
(Well, I made plans to go out and those plans got cancelled at the last minute and I didn't want to make any other plans because I didn't really want to go out tonight at all).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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I went out earlier.I done shopping, beer and winning football.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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City are playing tomorrow.New manager in charge and what could be easier for the bottom side in the Championship, than a game against Birmingham...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:44,
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Good luck with that.Although, Wigan gave us a run for our money today I must say.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:45,
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I fear next season will see me making trips to Carlise and Yeovil.This isn't good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:47,
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Ouch.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:47,
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I said that last season as well.But seeing as we've yet to manage a home win so far this season, I say 'relegation' with more confidence.
If we do go down, I might have to find a new Saturday hobby, rather than shelling out a fortune for a season ticket. I've not been entertained by live football for a couple of years.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:49,
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This is why I just go to the pub to watch it.it's less expensive and at least you can have a pint and a tab straight afterwards.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:51,
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I've been a season ticket holder for so many years it's untrue.And unlike top-flight teams, our games are rarely shown on the tellybox, so I'd probably still go to weekend games, but losing Tuesday nights wouldn't be much of a problems.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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I used to do thatbut the miracle of internet streaming means I can just get beer in and not have to put trousers on.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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Give McInnes a chance. He might surprise you.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:52,
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He might. But you can't polish a turd. Or a selection of turds.The players we have just aren't good enough.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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Get Sam Mantom on loan from usCracking young midfielder, needs games. He'd walk into your first team - look at Chris Wood at Birmingham.
I suspect you'll be seeing a fair bit of Wood tomorrow.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:02,
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Woof woof!Oops, dogs, Jeff, wood...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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Small steps Jeffsmall steps. I have a house to myself for the next nine days, so I don't anticipate going out much at all
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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Woo! Party 'round Amberl's!I'll bring cider.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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If I'd been better organisedI'd have planned this
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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The offy is still open if that helps?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:11,
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There is no off licence near mesad times. And drinking alone is not good
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:47,
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it's a scary world out there(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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I'm drinking a beerI may drink another beer. So, kind of
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:14,
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OH HHHH OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHI went looking for sofas and furniture for the new place today and I saw a 2 + 3 seater couches that I sat in and I said "Ma', this is the ones, if I have to save up a bit, I don't care, I love them" and it turns out that I can have BOTH of them for 3/4 of the budget I set aside for them. Ma' doesn't like them but when she went to the shame shop with her bezzy-m8 (Norma) she loved them too. I really like the way they look, and they feel like you're sitting in a big giant hug made of your favorite childhood teddy bear. I've got until the end of the year to get them as they're discontinued and all that, but seriously, it's the only piece of furniture I've felt excited by. I'm gonna plan the room around them, I love them that much.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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When are you hoping to complete on the flat Gonz?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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Ma' says about 5-6 weeks, which sounds about right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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oh cool, this was easy to do on my phone.i.imgur.com/OEq3i.jpg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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That's £799 for the 2 AND 3 seaters, I got no choice in colours and stuff, but I'm happy with that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:10,
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That does sort of look like a boy's sofa. Nothing flowery or poofy.And yet just squishy enough to cuddle up on when you need a hug.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:13,
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Yup, totally agree =DWhich makes it perfect for me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:17,
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If Gonz wanted a poofy sofa he'd get one with one of these.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:19,
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I wasn't looking for my sofabut when I saw it I thought "Fuckin' YES! that's the bastard for me."
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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Was it in the living room where you left it?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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It was in the showroom.I wanted a black leather one, ended up with something quite different.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:04,
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I'm getting a new sofa.My other sister works in a factory that makes them and I can get a bargain hopefully.
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:05,
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Blousie!You'll be singing this next June, hoping to bump into me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPx4sLv9i4Y
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:10,
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I've enough love for you me and the kitchen sink Jeff.I've been storing it all up since I was 15.
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:14,
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How high is your love song Blousie?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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Right back at ya' honey!gobarbra.com/hit/new-dca17249371229fad619e600d7c3335c
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:30,
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That's pretty much exactly what I thought.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:10,
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and this dining table is getting got too.i.imgur.com/wuqmx.jpg
It seats 4 but can open up to 6
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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It's got a pretty cool machanicasim.under the table is two pieces of glass that are on these round things, that are under the table. You spin the round things out and then you pull something to lift them up to the height of the rest of the glass.
It's hard to explain, but works well.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:36,
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Mine is the samenot opened it up yet though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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Also, I really like this game that some people play on Talk, if anyone wants to play it here.jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7355177
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:22,
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If I was supposed to be able to follow the rules of that game then confirmation that I'm a simpleton has been achieved*uncorks medicine*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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yeah, I'm no good with rulesI stopped reading after the 1st line
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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I thought LARPing was all about rules?(Haven't clicked on the link)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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Hell nosome people are all about the rules, I am not one of them. I have a very distant relationship with them, if I don't know something I ask a ref
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:35,
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so you spend a weekend playing a game you don't know the rules to?This makes you even more mental.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:40,
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the system I tend to play has fairly basic rulesyou can work to, then if you want to power game you can learn the rest, but for me, it's all about the story and the characters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:45,
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It's the normal game of darts, where you start on 501. You take the last 3 figures of your forum post, and take that away from the 501 (or whatever your current score is).
Max score for a post is 180, so if you get over that, you only count the final two figures (so 452 = 52, 181 - 81, 180 = 180....etc).
The idea is to get down to 0 points, but your last go has to have the same figure twice and next to each other, so if you've got 6 points left, you have to end it on 66.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:34,
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Yeah', in this series of threads you would have gotten....501 - 78 - 79 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 87 = 5, so you need a post ending in 55
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:45,
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But I'll fail to jive in a post that ends in 55(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:48,
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Whilst playing it Bill, they listen to this.www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aKiDZRGRGo
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:41,
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