they are only children's drinks
because they are marketed as such
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

no, they are childrens drinks because they do not contain alcohol.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Neither does coffee.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Kids drink.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

The rule in our house is
Brown drinks are for grown-ups
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

This seems reasonable.
Although a lot of the more fun ones are colourless, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

They do if the parents are a bit chavvy.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

judicious application of espresso to small children at the right time
ensures that the resulting caffiene crash helps them sleep longer. Win.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

oh..um
*adds vodka to tea*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

tea is the only exception to this universal rule
although, tea is suitable for all ages.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Yes. That is how it works.
You might call children their "target market". It is therefore reasonable to extrapolate from this that these drinks could be classified as "children's drinks"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)