Well there's been some major spamming going on during the early hours of this morning
So on a spam related note, does anyone like spam? What's your favourite tinned meat product and what delicious things do you make with it? (go on, make wet ham jokes to your hearts content. I'm talking to you Monty) You can't beat a good corned beef hash in my opinion

alt: It's Monday, so everyone tell us stories of how you watched tv and ate food this weekend


RIP Marco Simoncelli
Genuinely gutted that he died in an accident in the MotoGP yesterday :(
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 6:27, 180 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mrs Cow makes a kind of corned beef stew
Which is tremendous with rosaries and Yorkshire puddings of a cold night

This weekend involved a visit to a farm, seeing rabbits, guinea pigs and a 17' python. Trip to McD's for the kids and a Sunday roast chicken. It was interspersed with making terrible heavy bread and Thomas the tank engine cupcakes.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:25, Reply)

rosaries?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:37, Reply)

this
wooden beads not usually edible, in my experience..
(berk, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:45, Reply)

Maybe he's saying it's so good it's heavenly?
Or it's so good that it's a sin to eat it and he needs to do a couple of hail Mary's to keep in the bloke in the sky's good books?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:48, Reply)

Heavy bread?

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:44, Reply)

Heavenly bread
to go with the rosaries
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:12, Reply)

I was tired this morning!
Roasties! Heavy bread i.e. I cannot make good loaves
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

A petting zoo where they keep animals and their pray together?
I bet that's one frustrated snake
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:46, Reply)

They can't even put their hands together!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

A zoo that prays together, stays together.
Right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Ooh, my mum made a corned beef and onion pie
that was nummy. Might try and see if any of my siblings inherited the recipe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:18, Reply)

Is it written into their genes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:48, Reply)

best spam I received
was an email where you scrolled down a few pages and there was a link that said "shagface?"

I have no cured or tinned meat humour.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:09, Reply)

I think it's funny because someone is so pathetic that at 4-5 in the morning, they would flood a message board that they don't even look at...
...because they believe it's a 'weaker' place on the internet compaired to their regular place by a lot of it's users, and to do it in the name of someone who's completely irrelivent to everyone here.

It's like that really short kid who used to hang around with the rough council-tower-block kids who starts on one of the disabled kids because he got egged on.

lol, pathetic life, whoever it is, GUTTED.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:25, Reply)

penguins in jumpers
has just made my day better after a fairly rubbish walk in the rain
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I feel sorry for the family of the motorcyclist
much as I did about that car-racing chappie a couple of weeks ago but it's not really a tragedy is it? My boss's wife's cousin lost her 25-year-old son to a paragliding accident in the Pyrenees a week or two ago and whilst it's sad, for fuck's sake, flying about in the air is a risky business. The same is true of hurtling round an asphalt track at hundreds of miles an hour on a bike/in a car. If you like hangliding in mountains it's rather tough shit if you smack into one and die, really isn't it? Child gets rund over = tragedy. Someone succumbs to the dangers of a dangerous activity = these are the breaks, as Curtis Blow once 'rapped' on the 'M.I.C', with some considerable success, I might add.

It's unlikely that I will die in a motorsport/paragliding mishap as I have minimised the risks of such an occurrence by not fucking doing it in the first place.

In other news, you're all cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I'm not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

OK, apart from you...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Neither am I.

( wanderlust, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I can't believe he just called us that !
I'm like the bird on the twinnings advert with my cannonmile, honey and vanilla tea, at the end of it after the storm when she's just becoming herself... so I'm not going to let it ruin my day, but if you don't have a cup of twinnings cannonmile, honey and vanilla tea, I could see how this could really be like on the advert when you're on the storm and lossing your oar.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Don't let him get to you Gonz.

( wanderlust, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

He can't, because I'm closing him off to my inner sphere of piece.
He is an insignifcant dot on my Stress Radar which is very fair away, and as a powerful and capable human being, I will not let him into my inner sanctum. In fact, I'm going to do some cognative behavural theorapy right now to remove his negative influance on me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Psst.
Want some DRUGS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Just say NO, Gonz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It's alright, I've got my Twinnings, that is all the toxins I need.
well, that and the sheadload of opiets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Here, this'll make you laugh.
There is someone I know who pays £30/month to go to some club where she gets discounts on drugs, she can do them there, they've made it really nice, and you get discounts and stuff. I've never heard of such a thing, but she had no reason to lie about it. I was with another mate in south london who says they deliver around her way.

So, anyway, I was like "Ok, I'm from a posh bit of north london, 'round my way we go to the doctors and get a subscription. Then you go down to central london, and you got to a social club. Then there is south london, where you get deliveries and street corners".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Sounds like a crack house.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Nor me...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I am

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Yeah, you are a bit...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I probably am

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:51, Reply)

What do you smell of?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

'AWFUL!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Ball sweat and ear wax

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

SEXAY!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

so when you OD on massive drugs we have your permission not to be devestated?
/is a cunt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Of course.
Live by the sword etc. Totally fair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Haha, you've reminded me of the time when you said you believed that someone decapitated a drug dealer but the police let him off because he was a drug dealer.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

He was a violent pimp.
They let it be known that they weren't that bothered about finding who did it. Anyone who thinks the police dedicate the same time and effort into finding the killers of well-known unpleasant criminals as they would to, say, a missing child (or whatever) is a cretin. They don't give a shit and in private are rather pleased when certain characters are 'removed'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I'm pretty sure there would be at least _one_ piece of evidance if someone got decapitated by a sword in london, no matter who they are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Is you calling Monty a fibber?
Fight Fight fight!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I may be wrong about some of the details
and I'm sure it was sensationalised to make more of a story of it, but this was a big thing at the time and various people went away to parents' homes etc for a while whilst it was going on. Chap was certainly 'offed', police were certainly not that bothered.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I am constantly surprised, and more than a little dismayed,
to read in my local paper about murders that go on round here that don't even make the national news.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

"It's what he would have wanted"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Fair.
This has also reminded me of I am The Sword, which is an awesome motorhead track, so thanks for that. And by the way, I'd actually be quite miffed if you did that, but i'm in a bit of a cunty mood this morning, maybe time for some Gonz Tea.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

There was a doctor who was lambasted recently for critisicing the prohibition of drugs
His point was basically that there are many things that people do for a thrill, such as horse-riding or whatever, which have far higher mortality rates than recreational drug use, yet these things are not illegal. If I remember rightly it was in response to some clever soul suggesting that the NHS should not treat drug users as their problems are self-inflicted.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Yeah', but you don't get people queuing outside the local esquerian centre at 7 in the morning waiting for them to open so they can feel like a human again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I don't know...
In my (admittedly limited) experience, horsey people are nutters.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

yeah, well, maybe if you could by skag Jis that a real drug name?) at 7/11 they'd not need to.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about here, so I am just going to smile and nod.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

He's off his tits on drugs and doesn't know what he is saying

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Yeah man! I totally had half a lemsip.
I was also suggesting that a lot of the questionable behavior associated with drug use would be mitigated were it legal.

Disclaimer: other than the very occasional spliff I have no interest in drugs, I bareyb even drink by most peoplles standards.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

He's vegan apparently so he's probably dellirious from the lack of nutrients and protein

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

It would have made sense if he hadn't type a J in place of "open parentheses"
how did you do that, anyway, CQ? they're not anywhere near each other on a keyboard...

(oh, and "buy" rather than "by")

TMB - translated CQ so you don't have to since 1975
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

0o0o0o0o0oh

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I think it's a totally valid point.
You could also extend the comparison to smokers and drinkers, too. It gets a little tenuous but the point is reasonable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Corned beef hash is wonderful comfort food
Hot with brown sauce, or cold with branston pickle, magnificent!

Alt: Didn't really watch much TV this weekend, spend most of it on the Xbox. RAGE is a fantastic game, but a little short.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I love me a bit of hash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

alright monts?
Listen to that mix?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Sorry, I am unable to reply to anyone whose name or sig makes reference to zombies.
I apologise for any inconvenience caused.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Mix with mash potato and serve hot on a bap/barm/roll (whatever you call em where you're from)
Known as a Grassington butty after the place it was invented
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Needs MOAR carbohydrate

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

make sure the bap is white then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Carbohydrate is the bestest
Wait, no it's not. It's nothing without protein!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Tinned meat products are without exception repulsive.
Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

*nods*
and let's be honest they were designed for povvos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I thought they were designed for military purposes.
Mind you, for infantry (ugh) so, as you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Can(non) fodder

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

This^
Much prefer a nice carrot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Sorry, no rabbits allowed on this forum

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Get used to it Ham Boy
We're here, we're vegan and we're proud.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'm suprised you have the energy to move your fingers to type that

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*Flexes muscles*
*decides to have eggy toast for breakfast*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

hang on, I'm not sure if people are joking about you being vegan...
but surely if you ARE a vegan, you can't eat eggy toast...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Good point
Mad detective skillz there :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

it's Ok Poppet
The chickens were organic and ate only corn, so techically the eggs are vegitables. The mice mna in WHOLE foods reassured me of this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

but they're still a poultry product. The albumen is composed almost completely of protein, and the Yolk is an unfertilised female sex cell,
therefore the eggs are not vegetables.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

This is why they make a good protien supliment to a vegan diet
Apparently the important thing if to make sure they are not fertilised or they become aware an it's unethicl to eat them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

hmm. I'm still not convinced you can call yourself a vegan if you eat eggs.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I totally can.
It's all totally Kosher
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Fuzzy, fuzzy logic

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

you're totally missing my point here beakers.
Probably too much protien on the brain.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Must have been eating too many eggs

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

So you're not a vegan!?
A liar on the internet? What is the world coming to?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Or maybe the eggs are a lie
Maybe I've been burt all along, how can you ever know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

because you aren't conkers-deep in your sister?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I could be typing this while doing her from behind.
I'm not actually, it's your sister.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

My brother must have a pretty convincing wig on, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

he's tight
this is all that matter, oh and he looks a bit like you which makes it more fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

And I saw the ninja edit. Maybe not so ninja like

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

The lack of meat in his diet has left him weak and slow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I agree

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

on my phone and still in bed
Hence not at my fastest.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

on my phone and still in bed I am a lesbian vegetarian with a vagina instead of testes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Haha
Actually lol'd
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Not all processed meat is crap.
Nice Salami is ace. The canned one I hate most is the ham that comes in an oval tin, and is surrounded by jelly. princes I think.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Try warming it in the microwave before putting your wlly in it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

It's almost bad enough to turn you into a vegetarian.
Almost.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It's totally what turned me.
That and the kittums.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

But kittums are vegetables, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

no, you mong!
Cats only eat meat, so they can't be vegitarian, and anyway they don't lay eggs. But they do test aftificial sweeteners onn kittums, which is why I can't have them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It's trooo.
People spent years doing research on kittums so that we could understand their language, just so we could find their words for "I say, that's really quite similar in taste to sugar, what?" and THEN we tested all our artificial sweeteners on them.

I take it this is some white cunt's meme that black-and-white cunts don't get?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Don't be stupid, they put elecrodes in there brains.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

yes. yes they do.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Wait a minute...
Those _weren't_ eggs that the cat laid???
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

bet you regret eating them now.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I believe the phrase is:
"thats the joke"
Not sure why the apostrophe is always missed from it though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

He did say "tinned" though
I think I'd be suspicious of salami in a tin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

For some reason this part of the world reveres the corned beef pastie
the worst part of this is, they seem to be ignorant of the wonders of meat and potato pies as a result

/northern
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Welsh scum.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

If you're in the south then I feel your pain
It's difficult to get hold of Hollands pies (they only seem to have pukka pies which are shit) and for some reason, Vimto :s
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Vimto isn't that great.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Understatement of the year
cf 'that Stalin wasn't very nice'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Wash your mouth out!
He was lully.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

he was misunderstood
you know he knitted jumpers for penguins, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

He was firm but fair.
Some times you need a firm hand.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

i certainly do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
Boy, I wish I could do that in real life.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

You can't raise an eyebrow?
gee, a false vegan and facio-muscularly challenged.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Not one at a time no
I think it's because of all the meat when I was a kid, befpre I grew up and saw the light.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

me too
but even if I did I don't think anyone would notice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

boris becker lolls.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

you must live in a crap bit of that south.
Vimto, at least, is easy to come by in the civilized bits, vile stuff that it is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I did live in Cambridgeshire and the only place I could get hold of Vimto was Waitrose
Back in the North West where I belong now though :D
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

shop over the road has it
I got some when blousie visited but I can't drink it because of the artficial sweeteners, as they are not vegan. Any where near littleport BTW?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

yeah, it's well-known that aspartane is extracted from the tears of tortured puppies.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

no, it's tested on kittens.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I would be terribly grateful, old boy, if you could see your way fit to explaining just WTFYABOA?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

see above.
They put elecrodes in the brains and inject it into there eyeballs.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

are you having a breakdown?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

No, I'm having eggy toast for breakfast
you're just prejudiced, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

against the fact either I've missed something
or you've lost 90 IQ points since Friday?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Just because I don@t agrre with you genocidal dietary practices
you calling me thick?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

let me think about this.....
Yep

although it's mostly that you've suddenly lost the ability to type or use reason. Anyway, it's hugely funny and that, but care to let me in on the joke, or shall I just go and find something else to do until it all blows over?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It's not funny Badge, they are torturing kittums to make Vimto, kitums, think about it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Vimto is shit, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Because it tastes of torture.
Welcome to the cause brother badger.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Artificial sweeteners in Vimto? What Vimto are you getting? The sugar free one?
Nah, near Huntingdon
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Nope, just the normal kind
It's surprising how much normal stuff has it in these days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

How dare they put sweetener in it!
Artificial sweeteners are the work of the devil. Just add more sugar ffs!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I agrre.
there's an aweful lot of stuff I just cannot drink because of this, most fruit squash for a start. thankfully Ribena is still OK.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Vimto is fucking awful.
Irn Bru is luckily available everywhere, but when I was a kid, we had to rely on Jockanese relatives bringing it down for us.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Irn Brew is also rancid
please correct your error

Now Tizer....
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I agree, Irn Bru is awful
Tizer's alright I suppose
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Just to be clear - you are arguing over the relative merits of children's drinks?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

they are only children's drinks
because they are marketed as such
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

no, they are childrens drinks because they do not contain alcohol.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Neither does coffee.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Kids drink.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

The rule in our house is
Brown drinks are for grown-ups
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

This seems reasonable.
Although a lot of the more fun ones are colourless, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

They do if the parents are a bit chavvy.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

judicious application of espresso to small children at the right time
ensures that the resulting caffiene crash helps them sleep longer. Win.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

oh..um
*adds vodka to tea*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

tea is the only exception to this universal rule
although, tea is suitable for all ages.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Yes. That is how it works.
You might call children their "target market". It is therefore reasonable to extrapolate from this that these drinks could be classified as "children's drinks"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Pretty much yeah.
Shall we argue about crisps next?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

BRING BACK TRANSFORMER CRISPS!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

They still sell transformasnacks
We have them in the shop I work in
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Pretty much the same taste as Monster Munch.
Or Space Raiders.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

but i remember when those little packs were 2p
and quavers were 5p. They all taste different now they are one million pounds a bag
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I bet you remember Spangles too.
Teeth rot specials, they were the dentist's friend, and we kids loved them.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I'm not that old
I only remember people talking about remembering spangles. Second hand nostalgia is still nostalgia, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

vimto is rancid
I used to have Taylor's pies, but given that it was a small business in Crewe which, I think, closed in the mid 90s it's unlikely I'll ever taste that delicious peppery goodness ever again :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Hi Everybody
I'm ill today, and have been for the whole weekend. I hate the fact that, even though I feel poo, I still feel obliged to log in remotely and do a few bits and pieces while sitting on the sofa while listening to the new album by The Answer (which is amazing BTW).
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

truly a martyr

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I should get some sort of medal
or other reward. I tell you what, you should courier over a meat and potato pie for me to have for my lunch.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I CAN'T
THEY JUST DON'T EXIST AROUND HERE! Why do you mock my pain!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

My band du jour is THE PIRATES.
They were Johnny Kidd and the Pirates* (their hit 'Shakin' All Over' is deemed one of if not the best British rock'n'roll songs ever) until Kidd's death in 1966 (car crash I think). They reformed as The Pirates in about '77 and were a great fucking rock'n'roll band. Their guitarist Mick Green was outstanding.

Plus they looked really shit which I rather like.


*CQ: their song 'Please Don't Touch' was a hit for Motorhead/Girlschool in the 80s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

This warrants further investigation
Links to available vinyl would help.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Netsoundsmusic.com is your friend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I saw Mick Green play a good few years ago.
I'm shocked to see he's dead.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

A superb guitarist in my opinion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Live at Reading, '72.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTeSbDNjBBE
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Well
I for one was SHOCKED at the weekend to repeatedly see Paul "Gary Glitter" Gadd in his new role as one of the French rugby team's coaches.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I was shocked to see that he's also now the singer for The Sisters of Mercy.
images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=479&bih=450&q=andrew+eldritch+2011&gbv=2&oq=andrew+eldritch&aq=2&aqi=g6&aql=1&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=2047l4562l0l6234l15l13l0l4l4l1l329l1564l2-5.1l6l0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Fucking hell, he gets about, doesn't he?
and not just in primary school and branches of Mothercare.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

AH NOAH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Old Eldritch lost serious goth points when I saw the Sisters in February
Walking on stage in a flourescent yellow t-shirt. For shame!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

DISCRACEFUL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)