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The skin tastes like mud to me, regardless of washing
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:19,
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Peel them?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:20,
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If you're going to that much effort you might as well have a Twix
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:22,
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..of which you also eat the wrapper, right?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26,
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More likely that apples are too healthy for you fatso.
Stick to your barrow fulls of pies, burgers, cake, pizza, doughnuts and pasta.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26,
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Hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26,
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Flaked out and smothered your kid yet?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:27,
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Remember you can only flounce on life once
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:28,
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I've forgotten who you are
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:32,
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Just another cunt on the internet
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:33,
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At least humanity doesn't have to worry about you breeding. Even a blind woman could tell how chunky you are.
Have you ever seen your penis underneath your gut?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:32,
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Yes, would you like a gaz?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:34,
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My eyesight isn't good enough to see something that will look so small compared to the rest of your lardy frame.
Isn't it time for your next meal yet?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:36,
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Is that due to all the weeping and mawkish howling?
Isn't it time for you to do some work and secure a future for your child?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:39,
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My daughter's future is fine thanks. Unless she gets within your eating force field.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:42,
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What if daddy has a bad day and can't cope anymore? We know it's s possibility...
Don't kick the baby
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:48,
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As my daughter has two parents I am sure her mother would step in if I went Moaty.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:53,
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You're the "I die, we die" type.
I can tell
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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Whereas you're more the "Must eat, must eat" type.
How many McDonald's have you emptied so far today?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:05,
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It's six am so only two but Chicago is a big city
Very easy to hide a dead baby *taps nose and points*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:12,
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