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The skin tastes like mud to me, regardless of washing

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Peel them?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)
If you're going to that much effort you might as well have a Twix

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)
..of which you also eat the wrapper, right?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)
More likely that apples are too healthy for you fatso.
Stick to your barrow fulls of pies, burgers, cake, pizza, doughnuts and pasta.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Flaked out and smothered your kid yet?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Remember you can only flounce on life once

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I've forgotten who you are

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Just another cunt on the internet

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)
At least humanity doesn't have to worry about you breeding. Even a blind woman could tell how chunky you are.
Have you ever seen your penis underneath your gut?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Yes, would you like a gaz?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)
My eyesight isn't good enough to see something that will look so small compared to the rest of your lardy frame.
Isn't it time for your next meal yet?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Is that due to all the weeping and mawkish howling?
Isn't it time for you to do some work and secure a future for your child?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)
My daughter's future is fine thanks. Unless she gets within your eating force field.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)
What if daddy has a bad day and can't cope anymore? We know it's s possibility...
Don't kick the baby
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)
As my daughter has two parents I am sure her mother would step in if I went Moaty.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)
You're the "I die, we die" type.
I can tell
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Whereas you're more the "Must eat, must eat" type.
How many McDonald's have you emptied so far today?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)
It's six am so only two but Chicago is a big city
Very easy to hide a dead baby *taps nose and points*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

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