Kept it.
Like every single person in the world would.
Anyone who says they wouldn't is a lying piece of cuntshit.
(TheColonel, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

depends
if i had seen who dropped it, for example, no way would i keep it.

unless the dropper was a cunt. in which case i would take great pleasure in spending it, naturally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I must be a lying cuntshit then
I found a £20 on the floor in my coffee room at work last week and gave it to the secretaries, asked them to find the owner if they could or if not give it to a particular charity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

you're not expecting anyone to dispute that heading, are you?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

fuck, no.
well, the lying bit maybe. I'm more or less entirely truthful on here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

"more or less"
i thought i was the lawyer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Well, when I'm obviously ranting for comedy effect
I'm unlikely to be being entirely truthful.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

ah, hyperbole
exaggeration for comedic effect.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)

This fails if the secretaries then went on to spend it on fake tan (or some other lazy stereotype)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Bar one who we go out drinking with quite a lot
they're all in Wayne Rooney's preffered age range, so rouge rather than fake tan I think.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:29, Reply)