you can try
but it won't be as horrific as my actual experience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why
It's obviously bollocks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

i wish it were, i really do
as it is, i have to be good for the next 12 months, or it can be added to any future endorsement.

if i were going to make something up, it would be about shagging bradley cooper. it would not be about being stupid enough to get caught speeding!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:37, Reply)

The most convincing lies always start with a nugget of truth, I don't doubt the whole story just the details

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

every word is true
albeit badger may well be correct, he could have exaggerated what they clocked me at to frighten the hell out of me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
"being let off for something you could easily have been banned for" does not count as in any way horrific.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

well no, clearly the outcome could have been much worse
but the whole experience was pretty knee-trembling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Aha the knee trembler
Get out clause...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)