It's a mixture of using your common sense and bravado.
Small petty rules are there for taking a risk with if you feel inclined.

I often walk on the grass.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You drive a Beemer
This means you break traffics laws by default.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Pfft! it's old and classy like me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Don't you mean sturdy and efficient?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

That too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Do you have a little White torch stuck in an inconvenient place?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Only when I'm lucky.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

*resists temptation to make a comparison between BGB & car along the lines of pipes needing cleaning, plenty of miles on the clock etc.*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Close.
If you drive a large German car it means the Highway Code does not apply to you.

Only inferior engined road users.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I am a good driver.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Wimmin drivers
It's cute when you try to do man things.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I couldn't be cute if I wore bunny ears and recited the girl scouts code in a squeeky voice.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'm not entirely convinced anyone could pull that off actually.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

But you are all so adorable
with your driving and your voting and your "jobs". Bless you all.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You missed a set of quotation marks around "driving" too...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

True.
On Sunday I was behind a woman on a roundabout and she was on the phone and trying to smack one of her Heinz 57 progeny in the back at the same time. How I laughed as she rolled into plastic arrow on the exit traffic island and stalled her car to a halt.

Shouldn't be allowed to play with the men's magic.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Pfft! just you wait till I start dreaming tonight.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

They say a woman's work is never done.
Which is why you get paid less.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)