because of my watch, i am seriously upset with myself as it was sentimentally v valuable
and i have a really horrible piece of work that i've been avoiding for about 3 days and the situation with the bloke is confusing and i also have a date with someone else tonight and that is confusing me even more, and and and and and... urgh.

can we hire necker for a week and have the world's most luxurious bash?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have lost my camera, it has baby photos on
and it was expensive : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

That is shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

my boss had his camera nicked with all his family pics on
you'd give the buggers the cash just to get the pics back.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I can contribute towards the cost of Necker for a week.
Just need to sell this watch I found first.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

ha fuck off
and take your bullying elsewhere xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I am off for a meeting at the Royal Courts of Justice now. So no more bullying from me for at least two hours. Make the most of it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

you'll be really near me
*waves*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

*Waves back*
I am early so sitting in cafe. Have cheered myself up by telling three separate chuggers to fuck off
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You're not up for touching kids inappropriately again are you?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

two hours ... or 8 years, if it goes against you?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

silly badger
that would be the old bailey, not the RCJ, which is for civil cases.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

never let accuracy get in the way of a good gag, sweetie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I din't know you was a swinger
where dyou hang out?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

ooh, all over the place.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)

darling
you know full well i have no gag-reflex.

gagging is for amateurs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)

touche.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)

You can still be polite,
and kid fiddle.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Vodka in your morning coffee helps.
Really really does.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)