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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck me, I'm bored.
Stuck in an auction in an aeroplane hangar in the middle of nowhere with only mr b3th for company. And it's cold and boring. And b3ta is being shit too.

Let's wake this place up. Best, funnest thing in the world you'd rather be doing. Has to be something within your means, and physically possible.

Alt: why is everyone so hostile today?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:31, 177 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
alt: because you touch yourself at night, obviously
and I'd always rather be skiing. But it don't pay the bills or stretch my mind, so it's not a goer.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I've never tried skiing, is it as fun as it looks?
Bear in mind I fell out the clumsy, uncoordinated tree, hitting every branch on the way down, and landing in the clumsy wood.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)
a bit of co-ordination helps
but almost anyone can get to the point where they are comfortable on any piste (bar some blacks) within a few weeks. My mother-in-law learned to ski at 55. And, yeah, it's at least as much fun as it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)
racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)
haha, that really does read as proper racist, doesn't it?
Ah, my bigotry skills are strong, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Yes it does. Which is why I clicked 'I like this'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Our youngest granddaughter is a proper mental ski nut.
She does all the hardest runs. It probably helps that she's completely fearless.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I wish I'd learnt as a kid
when you see 7 and 8 year olds hammering down anything. No fear, and balance is much easier for them. A few years ago I was overtaken on the Hahnenkamm by a crocodile of toddlers at full pelt in a lesson. On the Hahnenkamm. For the love of fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Ski boarding looks awesome,
but I know I'd break my neck in about 3 seconds.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Mostly snowboarders just hurt their arses.



what with them all being bent.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)
I know a few people into it (snowboarding),
and they're all irritating, smug, bank of mum and dad twats. Not that I'm generalising you understand.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)
My brother is a boarder
I VERY occasionally envy him off-piste (especially if there is a crust on), or in a snowpark, or if you're climbing something... but then I snap out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Holiday, anywhere, but work commitments are keeping me here in the sodding cold.
Hostile?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)
yeah. y'know, when people call people cunts and that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)
A quick scan of that last thread seemed to indicate a bit of narkiness

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)
what? stroppiness WITHOUT ME?
*stamps foot*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I just wanted to tall them something
:((((((((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Swing dancing is my answer.
Everytime I go out to dance now, I have the biggest, stupidest grin on my face and I feel amazing.
Alt: Maybe it's their time of the month?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Swing is the only type of dance I've ever (vaguely) learned.
It is quite cool. And fairly adaptable.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)
it's amazing fun.
I have the best time in classes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)
indeed.
the only problem I find is that it's all 3/4, but luckily I ride roughshod over any concept of matched timing and the bloke always leads. So, bollocks to it, you can swing to rock.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Is everyone slowly turning into Darth?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)
the thing is, PC, being able to do simple things like dance a little helps makes women want to sleep with you.
you might want to consider such things. No-one ever got laid because of a CoD high score.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)
I'm not even good at CoD :(((((

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)
depends on what kind you're doing...
Charleston and 6 beat are both 3/4 timings, but Lindy hop is 4/4 and it's great.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)
I only know west coast swing
it doesn't really have any specific dances as such, just a series of moves.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)
so, this whole GAY thing?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)
the ladies love a man that can lead, swipe
you should know this. and swing isn't ballroom. You can dance to pretty much any music. it's mostly spins and passes. Would you rather that, or some neaderthal that stamps on your manolos?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)
you know i'm just going to tell everyone that you're a swinger, right?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Be my guest, petal.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)
HEY EVERYONE
BADGER'S A SWINGER
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)
*drops car keys into bowl*
Is his wife attractive then?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)
well, I totally would.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I like your new haircut

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Thank you! I like it too!
it's gone from being long and wavy to short and bouncy and I love it. I was grinning all the way home.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)
The sign of a good haircut is if you can make it look like that yourself the next time you wash it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Ahah yeah,
she straightened it for me, and I got home and washed all the product out of it, and it looks awesome as all get out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Back in bed.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This would be my choice too.
Mine, obviously, not yours. I wouldn't want to frighten you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)
AC/DC's 'unplugged' classic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)
that raised a gentle titter
which is exceptionally good work for this time of the morning, young Boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Don't encourage his music reference jokes please.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Alt: I am enjoying being hostile today. So fuck off*
* actually you're alright. So please stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I'd love to be on holiday somewhere warm
Relaxing.

Alternatively, doing a parachute jump.

Alt: +fucking *headbangs* de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Parachuting is ace.
It was just a static line, but still ace.
I'd like to do freefall, but you need training, and insurance for that.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

ll ir
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)
That took a few minutes.
Bear in mind I'm bleary and hung over. Looking forward to the bash?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Massively so, should be excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)
There's a lot of sign ups,
so yeah.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Several are sockpuppets though

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Which ones?
Tell us, go on go on, internet GOSSIP!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Just had a look, not necessarily sockpuppets, but won't be there
Rosalicious, baldmonkey, Wankuragunsou (Plz call me Wanky), mike woz ere, Rory Lyon and PERSONALITY HORSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Mudhoney's disappointing second single.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Congratulations
As I suspect I'm on a shortlist of one who gets that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Joking aside it is sadly true
It is one of the finest 7", but they peaked early with it. Don't get me wrong, I like Mudhoney but they started on a high and gradually descended from there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)
That was their only song of note, IMHO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)
But if you are only going to have one good song...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Depends on what you mean by "of note" I guess.
"let it slide" and "suck you dry" are sort-of well known. I wouldn't go as far as to say they were great, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I think all of Superfuzz Bigmuff is good fun
possibly because it makes me feel 15 again...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Rather be at home on the sofa
I'm better but could do with a rest, I suppose I can sleep on the train on friday.
Alt:personally becuase this place is full of shitty sock puppets lately, at least Semi is having the decency to pretend he is't freefair, which makes it more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)
hey B3th, yo mamma's so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought it was the end of Eastenders
Alt: too much Pantera
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)
There is never too much Pantera

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)
because of my watch, i am seriously upset with myself as it was sentimentally v valuable
and i have a really horrible piece of work that i've been avoiding for about 3 days and the situation with the bloke is confusing and i also have a date with someone else tonight and that is confusing me even more, and and and and and... urgh.

can we hire necker for a week and have the world's most luxurious bash?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)
I have lost my camera, it has baby photos on
and it was expensive : (
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)
That is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)
my boss had his camera nicked with all his family pics on
you'd give the buggers the cash just to get the pics back.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)
I can contribute towards the cost of Necker for a week.
Just need to sell this watch I found first.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)
ha fuck off
and take your bullying elsewhere xx
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I am off for a meeting at the Royal Courts of Justice now. So no more bullying from me for at least two hours. Make the most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)
you'll be really near me
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)
*Waves back*
I am early so sitting in cafe. Have cheered myself up by telling three separate chuggers to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)
You're not up for touching kids inappropriately again are you?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)
two hours ... or 8 years, if it goes against you?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)
silly badger
that would be the old bailey, not the RCJ, which is for civil cases.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)
never let accuracy get in the way of a good gag, sweetie.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I din't know you was a swinger
where dyou hang out?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
ooh, all over the place.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
darling
you know full well i have no gag-reflex.

gagging is for amateurs.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
touche.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
You can still be polite,
and kid fiddle.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Vodka in your morning coffee helps.
Really really does.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)
ok right, everybody here ready? that guy back from havbing his poo and the other perosn who was having a fag?
READY?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)
see cavy's post above
she is definitely ready!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)
ewwwww dirty girl needs a wash

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)
NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE ANYMORE, THIS IS IMPORTANT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

ANYMORE
IMPORTANT REALLY LAME
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)
I know I@VE built it UP abit, but I think you'd all really like to know and beinteresterd in this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)
I'm amazed how people have fallen for this 'trolling'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I@M not TROLLING, I'm here to TELL you THE VERY IMPORTANT news

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Fallen? Trolling?
it really is some of the most weak-arsed attention getting shit I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
It is more a reflection of the mundanity of working for a living.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
On the beach near tourettes and DG's with them and CQ and Mildew the dog running round like a spakka.
Then off to the Tap and Spile for death cider.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)
So, none of the pre-cum thing?
And Old Rosie really is deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Old Rosie is a bit fun, I'll admit.
Adlestones now, that can be dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Oh christ, I'd forgotten about that stuff
My local Wetherspoons did it for £2.50 a pint. I had 3 pints of it on an afternoon drinking session, and was absolutely fucked up by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Yeah, it's fun.
A mate of mine, who was a very heavy drinker ordered a pint, I warned her to go easy, she laughed at me. 3 pints later I was helping her stagger home.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Haha, dear oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
It was awesome, given she can usually drink me under any given table.
I practically had to sling her over the crossbar of her bike and wheel her home.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Try Biddedens, tastes just like apple juice, and not alcoholic in the least.
Or White Lightning, if you're skint.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Biddendons is nice IIRC.
White lightning is posho cider, Ice Dragon or Frosty Jack were the tramp juices of choice when I were a lad.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I don't think they do Frosty Jack any more.
I wuz arrested last time I drank Rosie, visiting mum in Yorkshire. Got pissed with some old mates, poured into a taxi, couldn't remember her address, gave mine (100 odd miles off), woke up in the cells, and got 50 quid penalty thing for being drunk and incapable on a public highway.

*Proud*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Cider really is a classy drink.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
They do still make Frosty Jack.
I'm afraid I know they do.

At least, they did up to 2 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Drinking out of 3 litre bottles takes skill and coordination.
This is why gentlemen of the road have wet coats.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)
You're speaking to an expert.
edit: An ex-expert.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Still exists.
Or at any rate has a website, a quick Google has also reminded my of Diamond White and, my personal Favourite, K. Ahh for the dear dead days of youth.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Last time I...um...'saw' it...
It was doing a promotion to get free sports equipment of all things. I think it was basically bags and baseball caps mind you. As if anyone who is drinking that stuff wants (or possibly even needs) to advertise the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I'd not advertise Frosty Jack
but a nice, tasteful, black K baseball cap I'd probably wear, for nostalgic and ironic lols.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Frosty Jack - The Sportsman's Choice

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Assuming the Sportsman is Paul Gascoigne it may work.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)
I used to drink a 10% lager, called ESL, Extra Strong Lager. That WAS class.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Ha. That's pretty special.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)
My ex-housemate and I used to drink 2 bottles of Special Brew once a year, on Hallowe'en
Tis now a dead tradition, and I'm not entirely sure that's a bad thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Yeah but it's got apples in so it's one of your five a day.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
If you can manage 5 pints I'll be amazed.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Oooo no! I'm a lightweight for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I though I was too, but maybe I can hold my cider better than I thought to listen to AA.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
It's really strange but my alcoholic ability can vary depending on circumstances I haven't worked out yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Yes, this too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I believe it's been shown that how drunk you act
depends on who you're out with, how you wish to be perceived by them and how much they've drunk.

ie, my first Christmas party at work, I drank 3 bottles of wine over the course of about 6 hours and was pretty compos mentis, a couple of weeks ago out with a friend, 1 pint of cider and I was all over the place.
(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)
You can get people to act drunk just by telling them what they're drinking is alcoholic.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Yes, I read that article on the bbc as well.

(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)
I've seen this done.
Barmaid at my old local came to a party with us, she was reasonably merry, and was told that she'd been spiked with acid. She began acting as she perceived a tripper would. Sounds cruel, but it was fucking funny.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)
They did studies on it while I was at uni,
gave half of us some alcopop the other half just fruit juice with something in it to make it taste weird. Then tested reaction speeds and things.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)
What were the results/

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Not sure never read the article,
but I think my reactions slowed and the short term memory result was worse after drinking.
Not sure if I had the fake stuff either.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)
That's true.
I've done several jobs when I was really hitting the sauce, pissed out my face, and as far as I know nobody noticed. I managed the job too.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)
oh fuck you all then
FUCK YOU ALL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)
i was been nice and that and you've ruined my entire inteNET bYE!!!!!!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)
bye!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)
How is it that in a house with at least 7 types of glue
I can't find a single rubber - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)
If you're on the pill, you should be fine without.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Well, that cancelled out the fantastic Sutcliffe joke from earlier...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
i'm curious how you linked glue with sex?
although I probably have a special glue for that somewhere, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)
psst: 'rubber'

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)
i know that bit and I understand the process of comedy misunderstanding
but I wonder how the rest would be relevant. Just curious is all. I bet there is glue porn on the internet somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Rule 34

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Quantum Fetish Mechanics, innit?
The act of thinking up a new kind of fetish causes that fetish to exist. Someone probably even has a website dedicated to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)
What chompy said.
it's called rule34.com or something.

Jesus I seem to be becoming a chompy fanboy..... *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Me too.
He's being proper lovely recently.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I even sided with him against swipey, which is most unusual
what with her having tits and all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)
haha no it isn't
you love to try and wind me up.

sometimes you even mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)
There was a link on /links
a while back of a woman in high heels stepping in glue
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)
I bet you can find something about doglocking

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I'm so not googling that term

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)
Coward

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)
Bored, bored, bored
So I will repeat my question from last night when it was quiet. Next week i will be growing a moustache, but what style shall I fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)
RAF Pilot

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)
that is the plan at present
and whilst i have good growth I'm not sure i can achieve the waxed tips in a month
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)
That's basically the English then.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_moustache

I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)
The 'English'
Best of all Tasches
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Zapata

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Fu Manchu

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)
oh shit, I fort you was a bird!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)
the "Lemmy"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Are you doing Movember?
I'm going for the Don Juan.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Dali

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Zappa
A bit like the Zapata, but thicker and with a soul patch.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)
San Francisco bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Crazy old hairy lady.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Fuck you?
You're going to be my sister-in-law, and I'm no Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I consider you already my sister, and we have no history of bertism in our family, thank you very much.
I'll settle for amusement and distraction.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)
I'd like to be on a beach somewhere warm
ideally with a cocktail in one hand and a book in the other, listening to, oh, I don't know...jazz or something. It'd be even better if I could surf, but I really can't. Or ski. Or involve anything that involves standing up on bits of wood for more than two seconds together.
(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Not funny, I know, but I am bored...
tail
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)
What, just holding one?
I can't imagine that'd be massive amounts of fun for either party involved.
(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)
It's in your hand
Do with it as you will.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Well since it's out
it would be rude not to complete the job at, ahem, hand. So to speak.
(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Are we all a bunch of sex mad floozys round here?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Less of the sex, more of the mad

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Story of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Story of my love life.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This also

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)
This is the internet
an attractive woman just holding it is going to be too much for the vast majority of the blokes on here.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)
It's too much for me
*spaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Sorry about that Badgo
I hope that wasn't a new jacket...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)
It's OK, the "magnolia spray-painter" look is in this autumn.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

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