I'd like to be on a beach somewhere warm
ideally with a cocktail in one hand and a book in the other, listening to, oh, I don't know...jazz or something. It'd be even better if I could surf, but I really can't. Or ski. Or involve anything that involves standing up on bits of wood for more than two seconds together.
(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Not funny, I know, but I am bored...
tail
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

What, just holding one?
I can't imagine that'd be massive amounts of fun for either party involved.
(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

It's in your hand
Do with it as you will.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Well since it's out
it would be rude not to complete the job at, ahem, hand. So to speak.
(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Are we all a bunch of sex mad floozys round here?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Less of the sex, more of the mad

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Story of my life.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Story of my love life.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

This also

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)

This is the internet
an attractive woman just holding it is going to be too much for the vast majority of the blokes on here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

It's too much for me
*spaffs*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Sorry about that Badgo
I hope that wasn't a new jacket...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

It's OK, the "magnolia spray-painter" look is in this autumn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)