as a teacher, you have to join the union that has the most members in your school,
so you might end up in Nasuwt. But then as a teacher, you should definitely be in a union in case of any allegations against you, then you'll be grateful of the legal support
(DeeDee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:10, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No he won't, they're all as bad as each other, he can go it alone, he's like a cowboy. At least, he really likes cows, eating cows that is, eating entire cows until he needs to wear two pairs of trousers at once, one for each leg.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'm not a spider you flid.
I didn't know you were a bald ginger, no wonder you're so angry all the time. Contradicted yourself much recently ginge?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

How many legs do you think a spider has?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The children are doomed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

up to 8
are you discriminating against spiders who have less than eight legs? you lot need to not be so literal all the time and explore the possibilities. No wonder so many of you are bitter internet shut-ins.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

less fewer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

see only people on here give a fuck about that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

You seem awfully uptight
Any thing we can do to help? Cup of tea? Massage? Play some soothing music?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Provide a massive plate of food?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

plate trough
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

nah, I'm writing lesson plans for the difference between b and d. Trying to source resources in
a foreign country is a pain. Lesson sorted though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is, sadly, the future of our education.
"Nah, don't worry about learning the correct grammar, nobody cares if you get it right or not, as long as it's near it's fine"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I have already raised my concerns here
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1403967
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Those who can't, teach
those who can't teach work in recruitment
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

no, those who can't teach become PE teachers
those who can't teach PE become recruiters.
(DeeDee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)

And those that can't do that, become B3tans.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

"fewer" has one more letter in it. This is an important consideration when typing with a headstick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Not that I can recall.
Been morbidly obese recently?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

not surprising really, you do tend to get caught up in your own sense of self importance
it must be hard to face reality sometimes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

It must be really hard for you to fit in your clothes too.
Go on then, where have I contradicted myself recently then, since you've got yourself all worked up about it?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

You've said i've been both funny and a fucking idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

But they aren't mutually exclusive, as my evidence I give you people with Downs.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

hahahah POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I couldn't care less Al but you seem to take great pleasure in me being fat and I enjoy the fact you
talk utter horse shit most of the time and play devils advocate just for a bit of attention. I'm losing weight, you're still a douche.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

There there tubster.
There there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I never knew you were stupid, you haven't even worked out the Kristine thing which amuses me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

OMG! Do you know her! Did you tell her not to drive 5 hours to come and meet me!
Wow Andy, that's fucking brilliant if you did, you managed to make no difference to my holiday plans at all if that's what happened.

Go on, play the smug superior card, tell me what I should have "worked out", make me feel small.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Other than by standing next to me.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

'I'm losing weight, you're still a douche'
That's Churchill, if I'm not mistaken?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

that's the rub of it yeah, it's like picking the gas chamber or the firing squad.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

and it costs alot as well.
After a few years, it might be worth beating/noncing a kid up just to get your money's worth out of the subs
(DeeDee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

What about if we beat up the parents?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

go for it. Or punch the most unpopular teacher at the school, you'll be a hero

(DeeDee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

myself?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

haha

(DeeDee, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Which union covers your prostitution?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Didn't one of the big unions recently incorporate a sex-workers union?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Ask DeeDee
They hopefully cover drugs mules and gangster molls as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

The International Union of Sex Workers became part of the GMB a few years ago.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

There will definitely be some allegations at some point. Trust me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Ha ha, "I'll make sure of it"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)