Why does my fucking central heating keep going off??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:38, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Because you've forgotten to fiddle the 'leccy, lar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

You need to put a 50p in the meter.
What kind of scouser are you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

coz it's nearly winter, innit?
It's all cold and doesn't feel like doing any work.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

What a load of shit it is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.
Time for big jumpers and blankies.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I second the big jumpers comment

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

it's still not too bad herecoz lahndin is warm, innit?
but I shall enjoy my jumpers soon.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I think I'm quite inured to the cold
Apart from the feet obviously
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

How are the tootsies today?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Hah
they really hurt this morning, completely ice cold despite about three pairs of socks. But not bad now thanks, curled up under a duvet on the sofa. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Not bad.
Feeling better and enjoying unexpected relaxing time and The Blues Brothers on TV.

I'm pretty cold-tollerant, probably the scotts blood.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

That sounds rather nice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)

It is.
I got 2 free unexpected sofa-hours tonight. I feel a million miles better for it, especially after a shit work day. unless you mean the scotts blood, in which case, fuck off you vampire, it's all mine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Why unexpected?
And you can keep your blood, even though a REAL communist would share it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:21, Reply)

alright Amberl?
I am listening to Low. Then I am going to bed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Enjoying?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Of course.
I love Low.

I now have Galaxie 500 on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Shhh! Don't tell any one about my weakness!
I was supposed to look after my son tonight, but my ex didn't go to uni because they are off on holiday tomorrow, so I got to go over and have dinner with them but leave at half 7 instead of 2 hours later.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:24, Reply)

L'esprit de l'escalier:
A REAL Capitalist would take it anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Is it the boiler? Is the pilot still on?
Could be an air bubble in the pipes then. Or, as we had today, a ducked relay in the thermostat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)

There's no pilot as such. Just a green light.
Keeps going off. Sometimes it lasts 10 mins, sometimes 2 hours, sometimes all night. It willnot, however, be relied upon. It refuses.
Coming home to no heating despite using the timer is a cacker innit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

The one in my little flat used to go off overnight
So I'd wake up in the freezing cold with no hot water. 2 inch baths filled with the kettle is not a great way to get ready for work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

ive got a timer and the fit gas bloke set it all up lovely
but it wont come on if the thermostat ent on. and if i put it on 25 and the room temp hits 25, it goes off. now im not saying this information will help you in any way but im going to bed anyway and the gas bloke was well fit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Where's my thermofuckingstat :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

With the rest of your picnic hamper!
YAY!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I never heard Ma Boswell using such sewer language.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

"THANK YOOO!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I had you down as more of a 'Li-lo-Lille' type.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Cheeky git!
I'm The cunt from the DHSS.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I liked her.
Didn't she get a name eventually?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Yeah, forgotten it...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Martina.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)

in the hall?
or on the boiler usually.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Wherever you turn your heating on and off.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

That is shit and set high but has no numbers on it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

It will still be some kind of thermostat. Or do you adjust the heat on your radiators?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Ah both

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

You may need to pop downstairs and ask the landlord.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

He hasn't a clue.
He likes to get shafted by cowboys instead. Figuratively.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)

*Imagines people flirting with a boiler*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I can't do links on my phone, but imagine I did a link to that tortoise going ' easily turn off and on-able'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Gerrin' that shower!
*Pig lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Frank. Love him.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)

lord knows but my timer and boiler are in the airing cupboard and the thermostat is in the living room
again this does not help you but you just need one of them fit gas blokes to sort you out. and im still going to bed
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Can you send me one? Ta.
Goodnight, love you, see you very soon.
I have the night off work on Sunday!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)

aww, look at you, being all practical.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I try.
Comes from living with an engineer, innit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Your doggie is a qualified engineer!
Blimey. And I thought GCSE qualifications were getting easier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)