i THINK mine goes back to being a teenager with "he loves me, he loves me not"
does that make me as neurotic as your ex?

*fears*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Depends.
Do you mutilate yourself?
Do you leave POT NOODLE containers on my couch?
Do you continually 'borrow' money that eventually amounted to thousands?

As long as you answer "No" to "Did you get a set of keys cut bfore you returned mine so that you could live in my cupboard and watch me sleep?" then I'm not bothered.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

holy shit!!!
no, i am most definitely normal.

compared to That.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

The key thing didn't happen. I hope.
It's an occasional dream I have, and a question I occasionally ponder.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

whilst nailing the cupboard firmly shut from the outside?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

We've made it fun by pretending there's a cricket player from the olden days lodging in there instead.
His name's Everton McPherson.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

that's both beautiful and terrifying in equal measures

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

He's lovely.
Me and my Uncle Nicky have a little soap opera going about me and Everton McPherson.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

THE BITCH LEFT POT NOODLE CONTAINERS ON YOUR COUCH????

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

With crisp packets inside!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

She want's locking up and throwing away the key.
Srsly!
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

To be honest that would annoy the fuck out of me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Probably is locked up by now.
I think there've been a couple of hospital stays...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Wait, hold up a minute here, we're all missing something here.
Roota, with a 'she'..... Roota, being a smoking hot female girl type person.... having an 'ex'.... who is also [in my mind, at least], a smoking hot female girl type person. Having an 'ex', which means they used to be having sex. GIGGADY GIGADG Y GOOOOOOOOO
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Old news, Gonz!
On a good day she looked like a young Johnny Depp.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

with or without the facial hair?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Without, to be fair.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Wow.
ANd I thought I had it bad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

That's ^ the half of it but we've all got tales haven't we.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

*sympathetic look*
The cupboard thing is full on stalker crazy, hope you stabbed him/her.

Edit: never mind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Hahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Laugh now..... there is no second part to the sentence.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)