GNAH GNANANGHAGNANGAPOGAPOSGPOAISDJFOIAJSDOIFJDSF.... FOR.....FUCKS....SAKE.
I just went to get a plate out the dishwasher and they were all dirty still even though I put it on last night. So I thought "No problem, I'll turn it on again, give it another run", and the little trick for wobbling the settings about and pressing all the buttons randomly doesn't work anymore. It's actaully dead, with two blinking lights against to fucking stupid fucking little simbles that make no fucking sense. HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT IN A FUCKING LCD LIKE A FUCKING POCKET CALCULATOR THAT FUCKING TELLS YOU WHATS UP ?!?!?!?!?

I swear man, I SWEAR, I want to get my laptop, get a few prized posessions, and just lob hand grenades all over the flat and claim everything on the insurance.

I can't fucking wait to be out of this fucking poxxy piece of shit flat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dish washers are shit. man up and buy fair liquid.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You know it's probably not cleaning stuff because it's too full. And needs cleaning because all the shit comes back up from the waste pipe because plates don't get rinsed before they go in
just saying like.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

^this, really
also, switch it off at the wall. Leave it 30 secs and switch it back on. My old whirlpool one always needed re-booting.

And then when you're done, chuck it and buy a Bosch one, they are fucking indestructable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I donno if it's possible to unplug it from a wall.
C'mon badger, you must know the right series of explosives that'll lead to a passed insurance claim.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

If I did, I wouldn't admit it on the internet
but, no, explosives is more my Dad's line. And I'm not going to email and ask him about if "for a mate on the internet" .. I'm probably on enough watch lists already.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I dunno if hand grenades will actually make much difference....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

But if I rince them, then I might as well apply like 20% more pressure with my hand and clean them, thus making it pointless. I do use a kitchen towel and whipe them down for the bin though.
The too full thing, although I know you're probably correct, is.... ermmm... well, I don't see the point, if the tray can hold the items, the spinny things can spin without touching anything, then what's stopping it from working? IT's like someone has turned around and said "How can we fucking Gonz's Day? How can we make it worst? I know, let's weigh the cutlery and if he's over this abatory limit, we'll make the machine not work.", and they succeeded.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

oh gonz
*pats on head*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)