Funny how whenever a newbie turns up everyone assumes it's either a) Bert or b) a comedy account
It's almost as if we firmly believe no-one genuinely new would be dumb enough to start posting here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

that's jsut the sort of thing a comedy account would say

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I can say with absolute certainty
That no-one would create or stick with a comedy account that takes as much abuse as I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

maybe you should try being a giver for a change?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

the mouse ran oup the clock?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

hickory dickory dock!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

the clock struck one
the mouse ran down
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Come on Adam. This is just like the old days eh? TICK TOCK.
So why did you leave? Did you get sacked from you big important job at the lawfirm, is that what it is? Did they finally buy a teasmaid.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

ah, noit was 'hickory dickory dock'
ne'er mind
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Five to wobble I reckon.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Allow me to educate you on a couple of points kiddo
1) There is no way on earth ribbing of this standard is going to bother me

2) I'm one of the nice ones, direct your frustration at your lack of a frisbee partner since that poodle you kidnapped realised you were a dull shite ran away at someone else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

3. your not awfully good at insulting people
4. bumsex
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

5. YOU'RE
6. Genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

7.thank you very much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

8: ???
9: Profit!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

It's all fun, if they're geniune then they'll stick around and get involved.
The next time a noob come on they'll get stuck in too. Circle of life innit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Natural selection
Learn to take a bit of ribbing and live with a meme at your expense or fuck off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If it's not the place for you, best to find out right at the start.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Someone should screengrab this convo and set it up as a fifteen-second flashing intro for new users
We're blazing a trail of cruel-to-be-kindness right here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Folks should read mike's fail log, to see what not to do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Mike woz ere?
On his profile? Haven't seen it myself. Amorous Badger's fail archive kept me amused when I first joined, I'm ashamed to admit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

It's the same as that only folks that have failed /talk.
Total internet failing and wobbling, some real b3ta fail legends in there. Like Frisbee Adam.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'm reading it now
Thank you for the tip. It's always good to know that there are people out there who're worse at the internet than I am.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

*bums*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

That's one good thing about this meme
All the willing cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Well, can we all put a bit more time into bullying semidetatched/freefair then?
He's either a sock or a bit shit and I'd like to see him hounded off or made to show some back bone, I don't care which.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I honestly don't think he's a sock
He's just horribly deluded by a total lack of life experience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

you might be right, but I think we are being far too accepting with noobs lately
conversely I wish your meme would fuck off and die as it is very, very dull.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You OTers, not so different from /talk after all.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I know this.
I think that the difference is that on /talk they venerate cunts, but their natural humanity and fluffiness breaks through, this place has more of a liking for the fluff, but the inner cunt comes out, the result is much the same. I do wish you'd kept Wormulus to your selves though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I quite like Wormulus but then I'm a /talker and he's just funny over there.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

If you say so, he's a dull and rather sanctimonious cock over here.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Fucking hell, YOU think it's dull?
Try living with it for 20 years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I have skillfully avoided it by means of
not banging on about ballroom dancing and by generally being so massively heterosexual that no one could doubt which side my bread is buttered.

I also don't get wound up about it which may help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, you've never dallied with dipping your dick in the dark side
Bear in mind, I've only been doing Ballroom, which I maintain isn't even remotely gay, for 7 years. I'm going to get this sort of stick whatever happens. Making one's peace with that doesn't make it any less tedious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Frankly I think I could admit to having fucked a few blokes and still not get the stick you do.
I'm not sure why, I suspect because I wouldn't care.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)