Poor darth :'(
A small tear rolls down his cheek, smudging the green make-up and adding to the hot embarassment spreading across his face. He turns and walks away, picking up his dress so as not to trip over it and bunching what little pride he has left. I've failed you again father, he thinks sadly to himslef.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Now I know how Elphaba felt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Stop encouraging his terrifically bent musical ways.
We'll get this boy straight, even if we have to bugger the bentness out of him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

*rolls up sleeves*
Well, I was planning on making some breakfast but I can fit in a good old fashioned stop-being-a-bender-or-I'll-bum-you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

It's a win/win, mm.
what could possibly go wrong?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Finding sequins round your bellend afterwards

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Gayest STD ever.
The happy clap.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Top drawer that man.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Oh, go on then
*bends over*
*drops pantaloons*
*proffers lube*

I'm not going to enjoy this. Not one bit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Oi, who said anything about lube?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It's no fun unless they fight.
/rapist
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Do a gay version of the rodeo position
Tell him is dad is a better fuck and then see how long you can stay on.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Whisper Quentin in his ear. See how long before he cries.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I got an email from Quentin Wilson the other day, I shit you not.
he's got a great deal on third party car warranties apparently.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I hope it was helpful.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)