Well that was a jolly interesting afternoon in B3taland wasn't it boys and girls
The question is, can anyone ever surpass the zenith/nadir of B3ta's existence that was Legless' post? Unifying all posters in an outpouring of derision like that was a masterstroke. Right? He should work for the UN or something. Will we ever see the like again?

Yes, we will. Adam Oftitweak QC. Matter of time.

What are you looking forward to, B3ta? What joyous events are on the horizon that are providing you with sufficient impetus to drag your carcass through another working day?

Alt: Is it just my workplace that's encouraging Halloween-themed decoration three days early? Are you dressed up? What was your best-ever Halloween costime?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:27, 232 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning
I was up at a quarter to six this morning. By the time I got to work, it was still night. I am looking forward to leaving work and beers later.

I wonder how Legless reacted when he saw the amount of replies and their nature that his post garnered. I don't think I'd post again after a beasting like that.

No, I'm not dressing up.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:31, Reply)

I imagine he'll take some time off, yeah
Getting up and showering, trying to wake myself up, while it's still pitch black outside is just incredibly depressing, I've no idea how you can motivate yourself to work before the sun's up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:33, Reply)

I volunteered for it, Darth
That's the really fucking stupid thing about it all.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:38, Reply)

You're either an insane masochist or a cunning genius
The dividing line between the two is defined by whether you get off early as a result, and what you plan to do with the time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:41, Reply)

2 hours earlier than usual
and beers.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

A cunning plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

The sacrifice is justifiable
Well played
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

The depressing point for me
is when I get all the way to work and the display screen thing on the car still hasn't switched out of night mode. That happened about 3 weeks ago. Sadface.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

You are Michael Knight AICMFP

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:47, Reply)

HA! Legless will reply with the stock "I was trolling YOU" rubbish.
Of course you were poppet, you're not just a massive bellend.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Ah, you see, what you've done there is fall for his expert manipulation.
He actually is just a massive bellend.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:37, Reply)

I'VE BEEN HAD!!111!1!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I'm hoping to make it to lunch without reaching for the scotch.
HELLO OT.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:33, Reply)

You're... still here?
Has our innate charm and kindness not put you off yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:37, Reply)

he's not been around for a lunch thread yet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:38, Reply)

You're all just a bunch of fluffly little bodkins.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:39, Reply)

*bods*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:39, Reply)

hello
talk ambassador. Where's the ferro rocher?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:37, Reply)

I keep them in a hidden compartment. Please reach into my pants to retrieve them.
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:40, Reply)

*reaches in*
oh! you got the mini ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

That's an arse grape you fool!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

for making wine butts?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Jacobs Crack.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I've certainly got a Semillon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:49, Reply)

From your Penis Gregio?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Shiraz asking for it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Your answers are full of Zingfandel.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Its my Suavignon nature
EDIT:
Spelling mistake on purpose
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Today's click virginity... GONE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I am looking forward to my ringpiece calming down. Monster curry last night.
I hope people have screened grabbed the Legless post, I wouldn't be surprised if he deleted it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:41, Reply)

He's too much of a self loving prick to delete it.
I do so hope it gets voted most popular.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Shame we can't click more than once.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I'm pretty sure It'll get plenty of votes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Currys are better made from traditional meats
like lamb, mutton or chicken. making curries from monsters can seriously damage your sphincter. This warning maybe too late for you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I will remember this for next time thank you.
it was king prawn. Fucking lovely.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

King prawn curries FTW
Unless they are cooked in the sauce for too long
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Cooked the sauce right down before adding the prawns so they don't get tough.
The only thing I forgot was to put a bog roll in the freezer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

One good idea, one bad
Yin - Yang
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I've never cooked prawns, something I intend on rectifying soon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Less is more
Overcooked prawns are such a letdown

EDIT:
If they are pink, they are done

EDIT EDIT:
I now want scallops cooked in butter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Same with squid?
I've got a recipe which must be done soon, spicy squid stew. Make the sauce in it's entirety, take it off the head, add the squid, serve immediately.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Yes same with squid.
I really want black pudding this morning.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Eh?
How rare we both mentioned black pudding
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Subconscious as scallops were mentioned. Scallops + black pudding = amazing food win.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

+ pancetta

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

You need a sausage, bacon, egg and black pudding bap
STAT!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I really want this now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Dooo itttt

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I've not cooked squid as yet but yes.
It should be "just" cooked. I had a random conversation with Vipros ages ago where by accident I think we invented squid stuffed with black pudding
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:59, Reply)

That sounds amazing.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I know
I think we both thought the other one had thought of it.

It is now 2nd on the list of "to be nommed" behind 5 spice duck breasts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

That sounds awesome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

It does
It might need some thought as to how you'll cook the black pudding without overcooking the squid. And I might be a little concerned that squid doesn't have enough flavour for BP ... but scallops are very subtle and that works... So, all in all, I'd give that idea 4.7 badgers out of 5.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Gently fry the black pudding in a bit of butter before putting it in the squid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Could work. Could work.
*considers the squid he has in the freezer and the proximity of Crombies*

black pud can get a bit crumbly once you cook it though. You'd need to experiment with several types. Oh, the hardship.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Crumbly would be fine
as long as you could stuff it into the squid body
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

WITH A SPOON.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Crombies do excellent pies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

they are the sausage kings of Scotland and all.
I have to ration my visits to prevent housewhale status.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I thought Jimmy Somerville was the sausage king of Scotland

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

yep, but I'd flash-fry the squid for about 45 secs before you throw it in
squid is best cooked hot and fast.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Too many claws, feathers and horns
It's like BGB's bedroom
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

It's still there
I just checked. Closing in on 200 replies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

He has just replied
b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1408732
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

HAHAHA! What a prick.
"Meant it."
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I know it's pandering to him to indulge it
But this I gotta see

EDIT: well that was a fucking anticlimax. And I know a thing or two about anticlimaxes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Today will generally be an anticlimax

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I've spunked already
Am I doing it wrong?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

*wipes on mousemat*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

mat
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

SQUEAK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Legless has finally replied.
Earth-shattering reportage there.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Alright Beekers?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I have replied
Down there vv
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

As have I

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Fandabidozie!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I'm off to the in-laws Saturday and Sunday
This will involve large quantities of bacon, coffee and Stella. There may also be STEAK FUCKING PIE to be eaten

I is happy

Alt:
Nope - we got wrong for hanging up a 6 foot ghoul thing last year and swinging it at people as they walked in the door. This is "not professional" apparently.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Morning Darth
I'm looking forward to tonight and tomorrow. Tonight I'm having a Hallowe'en piss up at mine, which should be good.

Tomorrow is the bash, and I'm really really looking forward to that, and seeing everyone! Cannot fucking wait.

Alt: We don't decorate for anything, not even Christmas anymore. Walking through Macc yesterday, they've already put up Christmas decorations, FFS. IT'S STILL FUCKING OCTOBER YOU SPASTICATED FUCKWITS!

I went to a party as Harold Shipman, that was pretty damn good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Morning AA
Cheers for the Fleshgod Apocalypse reccy. Good stuff.
Pity I can't make the bash, looks like a good 'un.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

No worries, I'm considering that tour just for them, not a Black Dahlia fan tbh
You like what you heard then?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Yup, especially when he over-reaches attempting the really high notes.
The drummer is a fucking machine as well!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I heard that track within about an hour of it reaching youtube, my mate found it
Fucking spectacular. If you like them, give Neuroma a listen.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I shall check them out also.
Been too folky recently, time to get back to some demented stuff.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Good man
I've got Neuroma's album, it's fucking excellent
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Did you manage to off a few of the more elderly guests?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

In a horrifying turn of events, I was one of the oldest there.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

How? was it a nursery party?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

It was a girl I know who was hosting the party for her 21st. I was 19 at the time
There was her, the DJ, and 3 lads who were older than me, all the rest were 16-18, it was horrifying.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Did you, at least, get a fuck?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

In all honesty, I can't remember
I know I did on 2 out of the 3 years I went there, but I don't know whether I did the first year or not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

You're supposed to use Rohypnol on other people.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I have to say
this place has been on TOP FORM the last few days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Ahh, that explains it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*doesn't see the problem*
*rubs thighs Vic Reeves-style*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Morning
I was drinking beer named after b3tans last night (b3er?)
These included: wanderlust, old comrade and Boston fat boy (yes I know Bobby is not in Boston, but it was close enough for the lols).
Don't feel so clever now, mind.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Three years ago my work ran a "proper" Halloween fancy dress competition
No-one made much of an effort except me. I really went for it. Full-on witch costume, hat, broomstick, face paint, the works. This is because I worked for a photographic retailer and the prize, provided and judged by the rep from Canon, was a fucking printer.

When the winner was announced - the girlfriend of the chap who'd invited the Canon rep in and chosen the prize, who was wearing a sort of pumpkin thing on her head - there was an audible intake of breath, and everyone turned to look at me. I wish I could say I'd stood up and shouted foul incantations, or even just delivered a verse or two of Defying Gravity, but I was on the phone and couldn't even swear.

I've just realised this story is rubbish, so I shall attempt to make it look like some kind of post-ironic troll-baiting exercise with the addition of a single word.

Cheers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Cunt her in the fuck, its the only way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

So, not even a witchy flounce or a hubble-bubble?
Poor show.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

When did you meet again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Shakespeare lol

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Very good
My Defying Gravity ref is cooler though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I didn't get it
sorry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:06, Reply)

It's from Wicked
You fucking hetero
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

My ex dragged me to see Wicked
it was SHIT
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

*is not shocked*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Fuck the fuck off
Wicked is brilliant. Probably the second-best musical I've ever seen, and I've seen a LOT of musicals. Surprisingly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

The only musical I enjoyed was Rent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

musical conquest
+boys
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Haven't seen it on stage
I'm ashamed to admit the godawful film production put me off, didn't think much of the songs. I know the stage show is bound to be better but the film had so many of the original cast that I decided not to seek it out.

Also; Rent? Bender.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I was surprised at quite how much I liked Sweeney Todd when I first watched it
It is an excellent film
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I enjoyed that as well.
I may have been quite drunk though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

...on Becks blue?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Off you fuck, there's a good chap

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Alright Malcolm?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

YOU MASSIVE GAY SHITE!
FUCK OFF!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Oh sweet Jesus. Musicals.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Fuck me I hate musicals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

They are full of pointless.
Se a film, read a book, listen to music. Combine them? Get RIGHT to fuck.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I really want them to do Son Of A Witch.
I thought the best thing about Wicked was the set, it's fucking magnificent, soooo many neon lights. I want a giant huge clock in my living room.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I wonder if you can get a set designer to decorate your house?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Probably Gonz but it would cost a fortune.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I had a look around the backstage area after watching Wicked
It was fucking brilliant. The costumes are amazingly elaborate up close.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Stuff like that really (broom)sticks with you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Witch puns? Really?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Those puns there
Look
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Oh, very good
Very good indeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I have my punning pants on today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Poor darth :'(
A small tear rolls down his cheek, smudging the green make-up and adding to the hot embarassment spreading across his face. He turns and walks away, picking up his dress so as not to trip over it and bunching what little pride he has left. I've failed you again father, he thinks sadly to himslef.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Now I know how Elphaba felt

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Stop encouraging his terrifically bent musical ways.
We'll get this boy straight, even if we have to bugger the bentness out of him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

*rolls up sleeves*
Well, I was planning on making some breakfast but I can fit in a good old fashioned stop-being-a-bender-or-I'll-bum-you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

It's a win/win, mm.
what could possibly go wrong?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Finding sequins round your bellend afterwards

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Gayest STD ever.
The happy clap.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Top drawer that man.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Oh, go on then
*bends over*
*drops pantaloons*
*proffers lube*

I'm not going to enjoy this. Not one bit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Oi, who said anything about lube?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It's no fun unless they fight.
/rapist
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Do a gay version of the rodeo position
Tell him is dad is a better fuck and then see how long you can stay on.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Whisper Quentin in his ear. See how long before he cries.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I got an email from Quentin Wilson the other day, I shit you not.
he's got a great deal on third party car warranties apparently.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I hope it was helpful.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

GUESS WHAT?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Oh not you again.
Jog on.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Aww come on. Adam is LOLARIOUS.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

wtf anyone cares who is who on what account baffles me no end.

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I'll add it to the LONG list.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

long AND interesting

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

HI ADAM!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

It IS Adam
Hi Adam, when are you going to flounce off and do some photocopying?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Morning Adam
Throw any frisbees today? I'm no expert but it looks like excellent frisbee-throwing weather.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I am getting my head down and ignoring everyone around me while I try to make it to the end of the day without committing murder.
Tomorrow I am off to the MCM Expo (or Geek Parade, as I believe it's otherwise known) which, despite the fear of guilt by association with the Cosplay mob and the furries and anime freaks, I am looking forward to as a chance to add to my collection of comic book art.

Alt: Never dressed up for Hallowe'en, although if I did, I believe I could make a mean Spider Jerusalam. Or at least I could have done until this belly that has developed since I quit smoking showed up.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Morning, I got to work at 8 so i could leave early this afternoon
when I arrived I realised i had left my laptop at home and had to drive all the way home to pick it up, sigh.

Is Quentin Oftiwerk that flouncing photocopy boy Adam frisbee QC?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I'm having a party tonight, I keep telling you all.
More people than I thought were coming are now coming woo.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

That'll teach you to put in on facebook.
PARTY AT MINE!! PARENTS AWAY! BRING DRINKS LOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

*waits for news to cover facebook party that went wrong*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Have you invited Adam?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Poor Adam :'(
I think he dones a flounce.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I don't think it's adam

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Hey Adam, ADAM
do you want to go and play 'ULTIMATE FRISBEE' and maybe kick a hackysack?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Hey Adam, ADAM
Can you teach me how to play with a 'Diablo' I can spin it on the string but always drop it went I try and throw it in the air!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Hey Adam, ADAM
I've got a spare ticket to "TFI Friday" do you want to come? Dodgy and Elastica are playing and Paula Yates will be there!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Morning bro.
Being in the states Halloween is quite popular the whole school day is given up for magicians and the like we of course must dress up. Look in last nights thread to see my new tattoo done yesterday.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Seen it mate, nice one
Happy with it? Also: what the fuck are you doing up? Isn't it like twenty to 5 over there?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Quarter to four, might go back to bed soon, pretty tired.
Ye it looks wicked, exactly what I wanted.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Nice one my friend
When are you over there til?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

December 10th
Right back to bed just dozed off and dropped iPad
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Silly person
Go back to sleep
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I bet you love trick or treating. Free food innit?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

can you explain your tat please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Nope x

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Why not?
I'll just make something up if you don't...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Do that instead more fun for everyone

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Can you explain it through the medium of interpretive dance?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I reckon I could
but I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

He once bummed a Mexican midget wrestler to death didn't he?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

He actually asked for the ink in interpretive dance.
"What the fuck....This isn't Thelma from scooby doo riding a dolphin!"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Good thing about the states is you can easily buy a firearm.
"Trick or treat!"
*click*
That's right punks, keep runnin!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Every year I connect my pressure washer to the bathroom tap ready to blast the begging little shits that knock on the door
Every year my wife makes me disconnect it before I get a chance to use it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

They don't even bother coming round my house anymore.
I'd fell sorry for them but I lost all my emotions in nam.
*flashbacks*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

cheltenham?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

It was fucking hell out there man, HELL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

+ ladies college

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I've just been delivered my Friday morning cardiac arrest in a bap
Double egg, double bacon, brown sauce. This should tide me over until sushi at lunch #goodfoodday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You're gay AND a lolfatty?
Fucking hell.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

He's a big bouncing bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

They call me The Bear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I fucking bet they don't

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

And why the devil not?
*braces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'm sorry petal, you don't really radiate gay butch.
More a fat Walter the Softy.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Hahahaha
That mental image is almost as amusing as it is unnerringly accurate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

haha i only fgund out the other night
that a skinny, hairy gay guy is known as an "otter".

bears and otters. that's brilliant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Which one was your ex?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Isn't otter a nickname for OffTopic frequenter?
Thank god I'm not skinny or hairy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Morning Sweety.
I've just finished breakfast and I'll be on the train in half an hour, heading north for a weekend's debauchery in the company of Blousie, DG and Tourettes. I'll probably be around a bit, using my phone and some of you I'll see at the bash, but otherwise i'll be gone til Monday.

I'm glad to see /talk boy is fitting in well, a glorious era of interboard cooperation beckons.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

beckons probably won't last until lunchtime.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Have a top-drawer time, old bean

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)