For pity's sake, woman.
Don't be a spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

so, the skirt then?
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Skirt in cupboard.
Swipe in flat.

Gaylord somewhere completely different and not in contact by phone/text/email/carrier pigeon etc.

DONE.

Getting over someone, the Gordon Ramsay way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Gaylord in the basement of a male sauna more like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Bollocks deep in an Austrian gym instructor more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Stood in two shopping bags in a cubicle in the Clapham Common lavatories, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Playing testicle conkers

( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

This wins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

if i go
sunday will be the last time. it has to be. this guy is like kryptonite! i have 2 others asking to take me out, both nice guys, both educated, clever, funny, kind.

and i would be more enthusiastic about a smear test.

gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

No, Rachel, this guy is not like kryptonite.
This guy is like John Inman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

he's a bit less amusing than that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Christ that IS bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Then why are you doing it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

because i miss him
and i'm a total idiot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)

The former comment must surely be related to the latter, here.
Come on now. Don't be a helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)

When I went to Canada in the summer I missed Monty terribly for 14 days.
On day 15 I realised I wasn't that bothered.

So there you go, all it takes to not miss someone is 15 days and a few drinks.

Don't torture yourself by going on Sunday. Please.
( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Right. Thanks.

No, really. Thanks again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Seriously, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You're welcome.

( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Would it be crass if I thank her too?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Hi, can I just say, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

After yesterday don't you mean Cheers!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

You can say it again if you like.

( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Cheers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

a few days and 15 drinks would be easier...!
thank you for the wise words x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*pulls top over head, and runs around the room yelling 'scooooore' *

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)