so at the risk of kicking up another mushroom cloud like yesterday
one of the phrases that gets thrown around by the trolls and the trolleds alike is "it's just words on the internet".

how true is this phrase? should anything on here be taken seriously at all? have YOU ever taken anything on here seriously?

alt: i'm hungover, make your own up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:52, 246 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you should probably take me being a SWINGER seriously
after all, it's capital letters ON THE INTERNET so it must be true.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

darling, you know full well how seriously i take it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

anal iz srz bznss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

No shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

damn straight.
hurts like buggery.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Take nothing seriously.
Except emails from Nigeria. You could be rich!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

i send money to my fiance in nigeria every week
he's just waiting for a flight to become available and then he is coming here to be with me. the airlines are useless though. it's taken about 3 years so far for him to find a seat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Ugh, typical.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

One of our cats has a massive tagnut
stay tuned for more feline based news as it happens.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Burn it out. It's the only way.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I love the smell of burning cat in the morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Tiddles? Tiiiiidles.... TIDDLES! stop running away from the brulee torch!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Ha ha.
The cat is called Bert. Quite apt for this place
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

You should totally get a cat called ernie then dress them up and film it for the internets.
Somewhere in California, youtube just got a surprise hardon.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

We have 4 of the bastards. So could also create big bird and grouch kicking the shit out of each other.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Or kill two of them and call them the beatles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Was Bert on drums in the Beatles?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

He was on the pink oboe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

pink yellow
oboe Ono

/racismlols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

ANY excuse I'll take to link this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUL4T8WcFdA&feature=related

Perhaps big bird cat has an imainary cat friend only he can see. Aww, poor schizophrenia cat.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

That is excellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I utterly adored that cartoon when I was little
I always hoped it'd be in every episode I watched, but seldom was.

Anyone done a cover of it?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

There's been a few dance mixes of it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

System Of A Down could do it justice.
Teeny Little Super Guy was a pretty good cartoon too, but nothign on pinball.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I take everything seriously
Athough I am seriously happy that the word Bertdown seems to have become established in the b3ta lexicon.

I also cry myself to sleep everytime someone makes a comment about my vagina
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

your vergina is a hairy mess

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Since that protected species of lice moved in there isn't much I can do about it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Your vag is known as The Bat Cave AICMFP

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

SVSI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Have a wash stinky vadge!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Marry me.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

/\THIS but with more frisbee.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Throwaway comments like this are great

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I've just caught what you did there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

they're flinging insults around

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I refuse to discus this any further

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

No need to fly off the handle.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

That might come back to haunt you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

frisbees don't come back!!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I wish you didn't either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Sadly, you do.
Like Herpes.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

only if I can have some zombie shoes as well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

dollface, you'll never want for them.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

jesus christ
it's like watching a couple of humpbacks in a mating dance
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

does that turn you on Adam?
The though of animal sex, does it arouse you? Are you one of those guys who has a horse and owns a set of small stepladders to reach the horse, to pleasure "your girl."
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

well, I don't OWN a horse

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Of course not. It's there "of it's own free will."

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

sometimes, I feel like he's pushing back

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Wrong hole.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*comments about Teej's vadge*

( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

o mi god
you're never gonna believe this
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

HI ADAM!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

HETY MEAKR!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Awww, come on frisbee. No need to be angry.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

i WASN'T ANGRY, THAT WAS ASPOSED TI SAY hEY mARK!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Come on Adam, caps lock Thursday was yesterday.
You should know that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

sorry, I left it down without realising
it's very hard to look at the screen and TYPE at the same tyme

LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Never mind frisbee, you'll learn one day.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

it's very hard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I'll fucking bet it isn't.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

It's DIffICuLT!!!!!!!11!!11!!1

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

O< ------- QOLWAKI

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

how do I make it smaller?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Why not just delete it?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)

UPSET

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Oh dear.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Oh dear Adam, you seem upset.
Take some more ritalin and chill.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

ONLINE

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

oh Adam, poor show.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Hey Adam, ADAM
Can you teach me to juggle?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I can juggle 2 maybe three 3 balls
where do you live? maybe we could play scatch?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Hey Adam, ADAM
Do you want to play Pogs? i have 756 now, although a lot are the same as you can never tell which ones you are going to get in the packet until you open it up and have a look inside at what pogs you have bought
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

BUM-PEAZ

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

you know bum peaz, those pogs with the rubber bit?
want them?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=bumpeez&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CDoQtwIwAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D_6JE125f3y0&ei=C3WqTvsfhIfiBPj36P8O&usg=AFQjCNEvHaH8cku9Ctj7KFfWnluGy6pXCg
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

How bout them packers huh? Going pretty darn well.
Eagles were meant to be some magical sex god dreem teem, but that's sure not working out, lol lol lol.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I just did a massive stretch and then felt all floppy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

That is a good feeling
With my back I always slightly worry during a good stretch though in case one of the elastic bands snaps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Nope
I do love a good Bertdown though when someone gets all serious. It isn't like you are forced to login here, is it?

I take some of the gaz stuff seriously when it is people just chatting normally about stuff they wouldn't post on the boards

ALT:
I'm fucking starving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

There's always a little x in the corner of your screen that can make the bad words go away.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

SHUT UP YOU CUNT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Calm down Adam

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Isn't it time you just gave the internet up altogether?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Oh dear Adam, another fail. How humiliating.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I think he passed the embarrassment event horizon some time ago
Mirrors will do that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Trying to troll jackton and making poor flounce clock references.
Poor show.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Way to show it doesn't bother you Adam.
Well played.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Why have you become this lazy troll persona Adam?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Oh dear.
TICK
TOCK
(Quentin Oftiweak Accord driving housewhale, Fri 28 Oct, 10:43, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

Gazzing it are we? How sad.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Aww, bless.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

TOCK
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

flounce
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s8Qs-YZCjE
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I'm agreeing with a man I've never met here
Usually I insist on dinner first at the minimum.

Adam, old son, you're just no good at the internet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

sigh
time to be harsh now.

IT'S OVER, OK? i've moved on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Ahahaha, nonsense. Of course you haven't.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

i do think i might be pregnant though
you could be daddyaction.

hmm, nothing sick about that name.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I've never taken the internet seriously at all
and anyone who says I have is a damned dirty liar who can fucking fuck the cunt off.

Alt: Again?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Chicken and egg question;
Is it a coincidence that this generation is filled with hatred and contempt for their fellow man, and the internet has merely given them a voice - or have we always been simmering on the brink of outrage and creative uses of "cunt", and the web has allowed many of us to be as offensive as we wish knowing that the recipient is hundreds or thousands of miles away?

ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

It's the anonymous thinking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

People have become more hateful as the general stress level of life has increased over the last 30 years.
The internet is merely a tool to allow people to vent the hatred. The fact that nobody knows who you really are just allows people to be braver than they would be face to face.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

No diggity
Next question; does desensitizing oneself to abuse as a result of encountering it online make one's outlook and disposition less sunny IRL?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

For me no. If anything the abuse cheers me up as it makes me laugh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I find myself more prepared to make jokes in poor taste IRL
The other day I IM'd a colleague, who was engaging in flirty banter with a fat girl on our team, to say that throwing it up her would be like having sex with a slowly deflating bouncy castle. That wouldn't have happened a year ago.

She is a cow though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You surely must have had a predisposition to poor taste, otherwise B3ta wouldn't have appealed to you when you first found it

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Yes, this^
No one easily offended or unlikely to think in a certain way already would have stuck around here.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Good point
I've always had a fondness for un-PC jokes, but not so much for making them myself. I blame all of you for corrupting me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I don't think so
At least not for me. I'm generally quite happy. As you know I've got reasons why I have to approach each day in a certain way, but I find it makes me more tolerant and sunny as a whole to literally count my blessings every morning.

It's just here I'm a cunt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

If I find myself taking the internet seriously, I just come off it for 5 minutes
It's the reason I also often edit my posts after ranting, as I realise I look a complete fuckwit, and just hope that no-one has actually read it at that point.

Most of the time I get away with it, often I don't.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I got a bit narked by rogmytwatfish
but then I remembered that she's not a well woman and stopped calling her a cracked twat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Hello lovely.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I am not lovely.
I'm a trucker called Dave.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Lovely!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

*preens*
Hi Dave!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Oh great.
It's 'Karma Comedian'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Don't worry, he's failed to grasp what the flounce clock is.
He's totally showing me who the boss is! Internets is srs bznss
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Two sugars please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Ahh, so that's the reason for all the TICKing.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Yeah. BOY, is my face red!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I was thoroughly confused as to what it was, although it does quite amuse me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Man you're being TOTALLY DESTROYED here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I know, Adam is even gazzing it to me.
Phew, I'm sure feeling the heat now.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Come on Adam, why not Gaz me again?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You MASOCHIST.
You actually want MORE of this TOTAL BEATDOWN?

You're crazy!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)

HAHA! got gazzed again.
Totally showing me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I have to say you're coping remarkably well under the pressure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Haha! Laziest troll ever.
1/10
Go on, gaz me again. This is quality.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Ooooh, getting REALLY upset now are you? I love this Gaz.
I hope this is amking you feel popular, you fat shit
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(Quentin Oftiweak Accord driving housewhale, Fri 28 Oct, 11:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Oh noes Adam, please no more :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)

TICKFATTOCKSHIT
TICKFATTOCKSHITTICKFATTOCKSHITTICKFATTOCKSHITTICKFATTOCKSHIT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Please, more gazzes, More UPSET gazzes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

At least you've given him a reason to live it seems. You're a latter day saint.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

That's a good one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

ta

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I'm not sure you've quite understood me, your honour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

SARCASM?!
Oh you fiendish BARSTEWARD
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

No further questions m'lud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

TICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Your boredom threshold is quite remarkable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

it's not just boring
it is also a bit... well... ODD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Adam - why not go and have a wank to calm yourself down. Then pop back.
in 10 years time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

alright abttered?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I would be better if you stopped being so tiresome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

happy to, battered
what's your favourite flavour of sorbet?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

human blood.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

poor

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

maybe it's friz
he was a cream-faced loon, too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

TOCK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

whats with this creepy prick persona youve got going over here?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:23, Reply)

fat shit is a hit with da LAIDEES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I take everything MASSIVELY SERIOUSLY.
How else can I keep my anger levels topped up?

I've had a fantastic morning so far today. Stayed over with daughter last night and got extra time today as ex was getting flu jab.

My daughter sent me off to 'school' with a 'packed lunch' of toy vegetables in an In the Night Garden lunch box, because I am apparently her 'little boy'. Awwwwww.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Glad your getting some extra time with her mate
but maybe get yourself to tesco to buy some lunch...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Why?
He's already eaten the courgettes and the onions are looking tasty as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I found the asparagus to be a little chewy, unfortunately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

She'll get the belt for that!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Once I let her out of the oven she's going to be sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You take it all seriously because you are a GIGANTIC HOMO
and the weeping sores on your ringpiece distress you and make you all emotional.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

er... I'm over here, Battered

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

*cries*
IT'S TRUE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I don't take anything seriously. Even when /talk say I'm a man.
Because it's not true,I'm a lady.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Half day lols.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I repeat the nasty posts to my mum as if I was saying them about her,
if she cries I understand it must be bad enough to warrant being offended.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Good idea.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)

'The Internet'
is a big place these days, so it depends which bit you are talking about as to whether you should take it seriously. It's like saying 'do you take books seriously' or claiming that anything on TV must be understood in certain ways.

alt: my guinea pigs are huge. Take it as a euphemism if you want
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)

No point taking things seriously
there is always the option to just not look at something.

Alt: Lovely new jeans
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Alt: thanks!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

ooh what kind of jeans??
i am (supposed to be) doing something v stupid on sunday and seeing the boy. can't decide whether to wear my new slim-cut sparkly jeans (at least the misery of splitting up with him means they are now too big) or a short berry coloured mini, slutty white tights and boots.

either way i should really be jumping under the taxi rather than getting in it to go and meet him!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

For pity's sake, woman.
Don't be a spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

so, the skirt then?
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Skirt in cupboard.
Swipe in flat.

Gaylord somewhere completely different and not in contact by phone/text/email/carrier pigeon etc.

DONE.

Getting over someone, the Gordon Ramsay way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Gaylord in the basement of a male sauna more like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Bollocks deep in an Austrian gym instructor more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Stood in two shopping bags in a cubicle in the Clapham Common lavatories, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Playing testicle conkers

( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

This wins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

if i go
sunday will be the last time. it has to be. this guy is like kryptonite! i have 2 others asking to take me out, both nice guys, both educated, clever, funny, kind.

and i would be more enthusiastic about a smear test.

gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

No, Rachel, this guy is not like kryptonite.
This guy is like John Inman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

he's a bit less amusing than that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Christ that IS bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Then why are you doing it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

because i miss him
and i'm a total idiot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)

The former comment must surely be related to the latter, here.
Come on now. Don't be a helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)

When I went to Canada in the summer I missed Monty terribly for 14 days.
On day 15 I realised I wasn't that bothered.

So there you go, all it takes to not miss someone is 15 days and a few drinks.

Don't torture yourself by going on Sunday. Please.
( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Right. Thanks.

No, really. Thanks again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Seriously, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You're welcome.

( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Would it be crass if I thank her too?

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Hi, can I just say, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

After yesterday don't you mean Cheers!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

You can say it again if you like.

( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Cheers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

a few days and 15 drinks would be easier...!
thank you for the wise words x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*pulls top over head, and runs around the room yelling 'scooooore' *

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Er...WTF?
Sorry Swipey, been missing from the board for a week or so. What's the story here?

You've split up with THE DEMON IN THE SACK? Who bumped who? But then you're meeting up with him again? So soon?

This may have disaster written all over it, IMHO.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

it's a long and horrifically sad story
let's go for what battered and monty are suggesting. much more fun and interesting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Is there a link to the tale of woe, or is it too personal for the interwebz?
Sounds like you don't even want to meet him, so I can't really see why you're doing it anyway. Biatches be crazy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Basically, the man's a chutney ferret.
The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

there is no link to the tale of woe
i don't want to make al cream his pants.

i don't want to see him at all; i'd rather stick pins in my eyes. there is nothing on the planet i'd rather do.

you tell me... fucked if i know the answer!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Christ almighty Swipey.
Just call off the meet. WTF is the point of it? By the sound of it you still have the hots for him, and he would appear to be bad news. He's possibly just looking to drain his spuds. You will get hurt, and more importantly, OT will be filled with WOEISME all of next week.

Just say no kiddo.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Swipe, you know that when I say this next thing, it's coming from a place of caring and concern.
But if you go on Sunday, you're a fucking idiot.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

arrrrrrrrrgh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)

You *know* why he's doing this and you're still going to let him?
Seriously. Have a word with yourself. If you want me to come up and try to distract you, I will. But seeing him will *not* end well.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

If you go on Sunday you are not allowed to come on here and moan
about how horrible it was.
( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

oh help

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

The skirt and the slutty tights.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

they ARE remarkably slutty tights
maybe i should just wear them over my head instead. at least then i could steal stuff from the fancy hampstead shops.

and blame barry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'd like to start a campaign to get more women wearing slutty tights, more of the time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Vote now
Should swipe meet the homo on Sunday?


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

this has made me laugh a LOT
who just voted yes? why don't they just go and stand at the side of the M6, it's a bit quicker for car crashes...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Presumably Al and all his sockpuppet accounts

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)

no, i think they are all in NY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Does the ex have an account on here?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

OF COURSE NOT!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It depends on who says it what they say.
I mean, say someone who I respect on so many levels, such as Mighty Badger, goes around and says that I need to just simply grow up and stop acting like a child... then I'd probably take that to heart. Or if someone I'm trying to get into bed, such as Berk or Amberl or Lusty... says "There is no chance I will ever touch your bare skin, any of it, with any of mine. The thought of doing that thing with the chocolate catpilla cake and my fishnet tights makes me want to gag" then I'd be quite gutted. BUT, but, if it's someone who I don't give a shit about, say, Frizby Addam, then I wouldn't give a fuck.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

er
why am i not on that list?

major sad times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Because Gonz is straight.
Why chase something you can never have?
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Like you would let a £4.99 chocolate catapilla cake into your home, your average snacky chocolate bar comes up to more than my daily wage.
Hell, you feel dirty and cheap even with Thorntans. WAY out of my league when it comes to coco based fantasies.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I bet you keep the to machaline star guide as what they're origonally meant for...
.... 1 star for "If you're passing, go for it, otherwise, don't bother. 2 stars for "Worth going a little bit out your way" and 3 stars for "Worth making a special trip for".
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)