Tomorrow night /Sunday until 1pm shall be spent with my daughter.
I'm hoping to take her to play with my chum's daughter who is a few months older. This is my plan anyway - however, the best laid plans of mice and Monty....

Tonight I am unsure about. I might meet up with Swipe's ex down at Chariots Roman Spa in Arseditch, seeing as my girlfriend no longer misses me. Might see what all the fuss is about with the 'gay scene'. Might as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:11, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I cannot believe I have to wait another 20-odd minute until I can vote for the ape again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Democracy is a farce!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Hadn't realised you'd got on so well with him when you got talking in Transformations the other day

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

He gave me a discount, what can I say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I reckon I could tie a not around my cock with your hair, give you some speed or something, and then put on some of that heavy metal music.
And then the headbanging would get me off.... OR, or, hopefully you'll have a fit, that would be better still. Do you reckon so you can time it so you start off head banging and finish off having a seazure of some kind?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I don't know how to reply to this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Start off by just nodding.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

i've got 'caught in a mosh' by anthrax stuck in my head if that helps?
there's probably a comedy strikethrough in there somewhere.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

How low can we go?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

do your worst.
oh god oh god oh god.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Cheers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

cheers monty. i'm sorry if that comes across as awful, awful trolling but i can't seem to help it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

...and the internet is ruined AGAIN.
You really can't help yourself, can you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

:(

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

You'll love it, darling.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

*feels a bit ill*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)