it's almost lunchtime
which means it's almost the weekend! What are you up to? i am going for dinner at a gentlemans club this evening, FISH TACOS ALL ROUND!

alt: What's the gayest animal?

What is the gayest animal





( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:51, 92 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

alt: the ape
LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

LOL
*bums monty and eats his face and hands, Charla Nash LOLS*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Alt: do a poll
I like polls.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

don't know how

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

ll o
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Tsk. Tsk.
Go and stand in the corner for five minutes and think about what you've done.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

*thinks about a poo*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Party tonight,
going to what sounds like a god awful trendy night club in london tomorrow.
sunday nothing.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Is it "Oceana"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Nah, although they've just gone into admistration.
It's a place called Zebranos
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

It's just off Oxford Street so will be "fucking shit"
Sorry to the be the bearer...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it will be,
but friends birthday innit, don't get to choose the venue.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Your friend is a cunt
Sorry to be the bearer...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

She's a girl, all girls are cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

it's no wonder you're such a hit with the ladies.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

hit with the ladies rapist
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

You'll be having special sauce with that
Alt: The meerkat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Drinkssss
With precisely who and when are details that remain to be thrashed out, but there is definitely beer in my very near future.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

You are Derek Acorra AICMFP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Derek A-Coors-rah
HAHAHAHA
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

(!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I don't know what I'm doing any more.
Liquid and Oceana have gone into administration. That's put my plans for every weekend for the next six months on the skids.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

They'll open again in a week,
they just went into administration to stop being sued for that woman who died in northampton.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I'm hoping to see more upset ONLINE.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Tomorrow night /Sunday until 1pm shall be spent with my daughter.
I'm hoping to take her to play with my chum's daughter who is a few months older. This is my plan anyway - however, the best laid plans of mice and Monty....

Tonight I am unsure about. I might meet up with Swipe's ex down at Chariots Roman Spa in Arseditch, seeing as my girlfriend no longer misses me. Might see what all the fuss is about with the 'gay scene'. Might as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I cannot believe I have to wait another 20-odd minute until I can vote for the ape again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Democracy is a farce!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Hadn't realised you'd got on so well with him when you got talking in Transformations the other day

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

He gave me a discount, what can I say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I reckon I could tie a not around my cock with your hair, give you some speed or something, and then put on some of that heavy metal music.
And then the headbanging would get me off.... OR, or, hopefully you'll have a fit, that would be better still. Do you reckon so you can time it so you start off head banging and finish off having a seazure of some kind?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I don't know how to reply to this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Start off by just nodding.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

i've got 'caught in a mosh' by anthrax stuck in my head if that helps?
there's probably a comedy strikethrough in there somewhere.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

How low can we go?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

do your worst.
oh god oh god oh god.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Cheers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

cheers monty. i'm sorry if that comes across as awful, awful trolling but i can't seem to help it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

...and the internet is ruined AGAIN.
You really can't help yourself, can you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

:(

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

You'll love it, darling.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

*feels a bit ill*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Halloween party for the kids tonight
Tip runs on Saturday and a trip to the Natural History Museum on Sunday. They've got a special exhibit tying in with the Planet Dinosaur programme that was on recently.

I've got to put a CD together for tonight. Personally I think a loop of the 17 minute version of In A Gadda Da Vida would fit the bill but that'd just lead to 'looks' from the other parents. 'Theme From The Addams Family' and 'The Time Warp' it is then.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Hi 'Bill Clay'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Hi Monty

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

You might find a Halloween-themed podcast on garagepunk.com
That site is probably my favourite thing on the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Thanks Monty, I'll check that out later

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

There's some fucking brilliant music on there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I just had a quick listen to the Gravest Hits podcast
Sounds pretty good so far.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Glad to be of service.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Dig into the Screaming Lord Sutch & The Savages back catalogue.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Tip runs are great. Throwing stuff ftw

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I think my brother might get a Christmas card from his local tip.
The cunt fucking loves it down there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Going to the tip is like taking the kids on a long drive to visit their grandparents
Most of it is 'fucking shit' but driving off quickly once it's done with an empty car is very satisfying.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)

This is great!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Christmas card?
I think you will find it has a rent book enclosed....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

What is it with that boy and the tip?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I have no idea
but he rubbed his hands with glee when I asked him to assist with cellar clearance. Strange lad......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I fear he has Fritzl on his mind....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Party tonight
Bash tomorrow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

lol africa
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/10/28/donkey_defence/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Superb!
I just went to mail the link to my brother and was a nanosecond away from accidentally sending to a similarly-named customer of mine with whom I have just had a rather unpleasant exchange.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

proper lol
"mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Fri: a couple of early pints, baby duties & supper.
Sat: domestic stuff, financial paperwork, a couple of early pints, baby duties & supper.
Sun: visit farmers market, a couple of early pints, baby duties & a supper of braised haunch of venison with a port, pink peppercorn & chocolate reduction.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

*invites self round for Sunday supper*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

humph
that is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Why humph?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

the poll!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Racist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Yes dear?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Good work, lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

HUMPH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Dinner dance this evening, which means our show dance, which means no beer until it's over, gah
This weekend Ms Foxtrot's sister is moving back from NZ so will get to see my awesome niece and nephew again :-) presumably some kind of Halloween shenanigans for the nippers.

Alt: Martina Navratilova's pussy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

i really don't get why people think you're a screaming handbag, you know.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

the gayest animal is the mandrill, obviously.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

That's very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

thanks bbz.
So did you listen to those two Psychonauts mixes?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Nein.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

You homo.
Look up Time Machine on YouTube and their essential mix on soundcloud.

Or forever a quender you will be.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

*sad(core)face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You terrible internet quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

i'm new to qotw slang.
what is a quender thanking you please?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

an ultra queer bender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Queer + bender = quender.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I thought that said Tin Machine and wondered what on EARTH you were thinking!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

My friend's dissertation was on homosexuality in parrots

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)

"Pieces of cock! Pieces of cock!"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

John Wayne bobbitlols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

and apparently it's difficult to
tell if sheep are lesbian because when they are turned on they just stand still
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

'Pieces of ass', surely?
4/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

No one mentioned donkeys.
You complete and utter donkey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I can't believe I left badgers off the vote

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

and mandrills.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Badgers are fucking hard as nails and not the least bit bent.
My mate's brother has had two car accidents, 20 years apart, caused by hitting badgers. Both times the cars were complete write offs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Mandrills are hard as nails too.
Mandrills FTW!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

gay.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Badgers may be hard
But only when they hide in the mens showers...


Old school joke lolz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

WTF is a YORKSIRE Terrier?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)