I'm currently watching TV shitfest the batchelor.
What shite do you watch on TV that you'd rather punch a kitten in the face than watch, but have to cause someone else does?

Alt: What biscuits are you having with your tea or coffee?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:24, 40 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So you're staying are you?
I watch what I want on Tv, coz I'm forever alone

alt: i've got beer and there are no biscuits for beer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I still like /talk but OT is not that bad.
Hmm, interesting. I'm sure a savoury biscuit could work with a pint.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

rice pudding went
ok.

man, I'm bored
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

wanna cyber?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

wait..let me
change into my sexy log in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

HUZZAH!
*removes dress, puts on mankini. Gets economy size tub of babyoil*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

*turns off the internet for the night*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

off on
internet arse destroyer
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

*nips down the shops for a marrow*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)

DING-DONG! This just got intersting.
I'm dun*ing a hob-n*b into my cup*pa.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)

*drips*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I just thr*st a Baguet*e into my mo*th
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Oh god, I need to post almost exactly what Cavy put, except I'd sadder because I have no beer.
And, much like /talk, this place shuts down for the night and some of the day during the weekend. People off being interesting and interacting in real life and that.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)

FUCK EM. Don't know what they're missing.
Let's talk about food.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

*shuts down*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

You cut me blood, cut me deep :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

stupid people with real lives
and stuff

I'm mostly irritated because after a week of half term I finally finish the work I had to do and now I have nothing to do until tomorrow. Feels like I should be doing something exciting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Put the ace of spades on a loop and swing a cat round the room.
LOLWAKI
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

ain't no space for that kind of shit round here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Christ, I have much to learn.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Tell me more about the frankfurters Noel

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Almost everything on the tv makes me want to kill myself
which is why I don't have a tv.

I have a rather soggy takeaway burrito. It necessitated a 2 mile cycle ride out of my way and it really was not worth it. This has distressed me.
(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)

today is national disappointment day
i think

/eeyore
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Totally shouldn't have bought takeaway on national disappointment day :(

(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)

it was never going to end well
I didn't get any cards for it either, did you? worst disappointment day ever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)

No but I did get mail
I like it when I get mail, especially now I live in a shared house and none of it is bills.
(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Harsh, probably should have got some hardier food.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'll stick to pizza from now on, I think
it's just that the takeaway leaflet looked so full of promise :(
(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)

It always does
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)

A bit pissed and morose
but about to have a spliff so it's not all as bad as that. How're you?
(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Could be worse thanks
why pissed?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Payday pints with people from work
they're a really good bunch actually.

EDIT - but tackling Headington hill drunk on a bike in the dark...next time I think I'll walk back to St Clements and bike back to the station from there. It was fucking terrifying.
(berk, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:31, Reply)

X Factor, Britain's Got Opportunity Knocks rip offs, Downton Abbey, and Lark Rise to Candleford.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Harsh. I'm surprised you haven't stabbed your eyes out with a fork.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I have tried , believe me.
Happily I have my PS3 and Laptop so can always watch the iPlayer of play FIFA and PES.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I do the same. Although I do football manager. Probably should start taking crack and be done with it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Lot of people I know play Football Manager.
I don't have the patience tbh.
I remember how there used to be about a dozen football and management games released in a decent year, now there is just 3 (counting EA Euro and World Cup as FIFA)
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Best to keep away, it sinks its claws in and you never get away. Bit like Chelsea with youth players.
I know what you mean, they seem to have given up.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Nowadays we tivo everything and watch our own stuff at our own convenience
I haven't had to suffer a single soap opera for a good few years now. I still remember the days of four channels (closely followed by the days of four channels and a channel of intermittent fuzz and primary colours) and the amount of shit that got watched because it was the lesser of four evils.

Alt: Ginger nut or garibaldi.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:08, Reply)

The film I'm watching just had the following line:
"She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy!"

It's a good job I have alcohol.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:12, Reply)