Pissing about online and the X factor is on.
Wow, winner over here.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*Welcomes the /talky shut in back to the world of the OT shut ins*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

*parts cheeks to show b3ta bumhole*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

*Backs away slowly*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

*Before taking a massive run up! I'm going in dry!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Don't worry chief, it's self lubricating.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

That is almost as modern as a Japanese toilet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Just had it installed.
On a curious sidenote, I work partime as a Japanese toilet.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Alexandra Burk is a cunt amongst cunts isn't she?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

She's a dullard on the show made for dullards.
She's a picture girl for the yawn brigade.
"This is Alexandra Burke. She was born with no pesonality but has managed to find a niche boring chart show viewers to tears. Please donate as little as £5 pounds a month to help the many people out there with this crippling condition. Thank you."
The X Foundation.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

As a lifelong sufferer of this condition
I'm glad to see something finally being done about it.

*awaits handout*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Gawd bless you sir! *holds out flat cap, only for Cowell to burn it with a flaming 100 quid note and laugh*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Fucking hell. Even my dull food & baby centric life is better than discussing fucking x-factor.
Try this tinyurl.com/68q2jw2 (safe for lurkers working on in a call centre on a Saturday night).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I have a life, it just happens to be shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I'm baby sitting, wife is out
but i haz wine
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)