Your moobs do nothing for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

one of my moobs has an awesome new tattoo on it
and this american way of healing them has meant no scabbing whatsoever.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

What way is that?
I had my navel pierced at an American tattoo place, and they were really lovely.

When I finally get round to getting my tat done, I'd like it to be as painless a process as possible.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Go to these people
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They'll sort you out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

hahaha
How rock n roll.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

No Jeff
that is not the point, the pain is part of the process, you earn your tattoos. My chest piece the other day was fucking agony but I am so pleased with it now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

You know what?
the past few days my wrists, elbows, knees and ankles have been in agony anyway (damp weather, I think) so it makes no difference to me how much it's going to hurt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

It's just very counter (spelling) intuitive not moving or wriggling under pain
I get the giggles when it's really bad.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I have to admit, I nearly passed out when I had my piercing done.
/big fat coward.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Women have more pain receptors than men so feel it more (apparently)
So no surprising it stings like buggery.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Is it not easier to just park closer to the shops and get a ticket?
Having to fork out thirty-sheets for parking like a twat is painful, but I can avoid it.

Tattoos seem somewhat permanent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Yeah but when you're old you wear jumpers a lot so who cares.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Don't get that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

There are less perm ways of experiencing pain.
Assuming that pain give you a massive lob on. Which doesn't work for me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

You either want a tattoo or you don't.
If you don't want one yourself, I guess it's hard to understand why someone else would want one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I wish my mum understood that, she gets massively upset whenever she sees mine,
I'm 29 years old ffs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Well, if she'd known you were going to turn out like this
she might have picked out a better one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

ha, she should have traded me in for a black baby

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Black is teh new black

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

the is the new the

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I have a permanent case of gonzism when it comes to typing a 'th'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I started his care package today,
Smores pop tarts so far.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Rather than using bepanthen or similar they use these "burn sheets" which cover the skin in a film
whilst allowing it to breathe. Day 3 and still no scab which is bloody amazing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

When I finally get round to it, I'll look them up on eBay.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I'll find the real name on the box in a bit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Fucking hell. Man up and pour some whiskey on it or turps.
Sod it, do both then drink what's left. Don't even make a sound or even wince. Do it in front of people then turn to them a go "what?" all cool like.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)